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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #135 on: February 04, 2008, 03:34:53 PM »

Granted.  You spend the rest of your life pushing a Ford.

I wish I found this earlier.
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #136 on: February 04, 2008, 03:41:06 PM »
you did.  you're just so old you can't remember.

wish we could, just one more time...one more time repeat.
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« Reply #137 on: February 04, 2008, 03:44:21 PM »
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I wish for my boss to hire an assistant for me.

woot! out of the blue my boss did say today he's considering hiring a secretary! woot! woot! :aok :D

I don't have any other wishes :)
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« Reply #138 on: February 04, 2008, 03:46:52 PM »
Rosie O'Donnel shows up at work tomorrow wrapped in butter as a new hire secretary... whistling the "Yellow Rose of Texas."

I wish I could see TxMoms face then.


*Congrats Mom.*

Parkay.....Butter....
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« Reply #139 on: February 04, 2008, 03:56:33 PM »
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 wish I could see TxMoms face then.




hmmmm  OK  granted... but she doesn't Notice YOU are the Twinky left to dry up &  get stale.!


I wish I had forgotten how to forget.... errrrr.
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« Reply #140 on: February 04, 2008, 04:32:29 PM »
granted.  though you don't really appreciate it, because you've already forgot.

i hope she sends a smile.
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« Reply #141 on: February 04, 2008, 04:39:57 PM »
LMAO reminds me of an old joke  "Butter Face"...

I wish I had a better thoughtful mind.
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« Reply #142 on: February 04, 2008, 04:43:03 PM »
granted....and you and rosie have some great conversations.

wish?  some of that O face.
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« Reply #143 on: February 04, 2008, 06:49:32 PM »
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granted.  though you don't really appreciate it, because you've already forgot.

i hope she sends a smile.


 MUCHO  granted... Even with  that Single Tooth she  has.


 I hoping that she's heavy  too...  :confused:
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« Reply #144 on: February 04, 2008, 07:28:50 PM »
top heavy!!!  thank you!!!

sure wish she would dress up in that wonderwoman costume again... roooowwwwwwwrrrrr....
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« Reply #145 on: February 04, 2008, 07:29:46 PM »
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top heavy!!!  thank you!!!

sure wish she would dress up in that wonderwoman costume again... roooowwwwwwwrrrrr....


Granted.

and you become her new sidekick, Handyman.

Forgot to make a wish.

I wish I could buy the world a coke.
« Last Edit: February 04, 2008, 07:33:06 PM by AKIron »
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« Reply #146 on: February 04, 2008, 11:30:18 PM »
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Granted.

and you become her new sidekick, Handyman.

Forgot to make a wish.

I wish I could buy the world a coke.


Granted, and you are sued because they claim the coke you bought them has made them fat lazy obese slobs that live off of welfare and have no intention of getting off their fat 500lb cow butt and make themselves useful in society (even thought they were fat obese cows to begin with)


I wish I wish I had a fish to love and pet and name him George.
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« Reply #147 on: February 04, 2008, 11:39:06 PM »
Granted, my friend. Only while george does let you pet him, he wears the pants in the relationship. for you see in the fishy world there is a thread like this one, and he wished for a human as a bondage pet that would love no matter what he did.:O



Edit Tx mom beat me lol. sooo

Granted. only your house becomes infested with rats...they eat monitors...

I wish I had a 2009 Camaro.:aok
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« Reply #148 on: February 04, 2008, 11:43:12 PM »
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I wish I had a 2009 Camaro.:aok


Granted. Your 2009 Camaro Mullet is a superb specimen, the envy of NASCAR fans everywhere.

I wish I had a Jessica Alba to love and pet.
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« Reply #149 on: February 04, 2008, 11:48:17 PM »
:D I deleted mine pug to not interfere with your wish granting  :D  Sorry!

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I wish I had a Jessica Alba to love and pet.


Granted, but it's a Jessica Barbie ~ and she's 6 months prego.

I wish for ...  a good book
« Last Edit: February 04, 2008, 11:50:30 PM by texasmom »
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