Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish (Read 7459 times)

Cypher · « **Reply #150 on:** February 04, 2008, 11:54:09 PM »

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Originally posted by texasmom
I deleted mine pug to not interfere with your wish granting Sorry!

Granted, but it's a Jessica Barbie ~ and she's 6 months prego.

I wish for ... a good book

Granted, but it's written in Finnish.

I wish i had a motortcycle.

MORAY37 · « **Reply #151 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:28:02 AM »

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Originally posted by Cypher
Granted, but it's written in Finnish.

I wish i had a motortcycle.

Granted, but your riding instructor is Ben Roethlisberger.

I wish I had a time travel machine.

C(Sea)Bass · « **Reply #152 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:30:03 AM »

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Originally posted by MORAY37
Granted, but your riding instructor is Ben Roethlisberger.

I wish I had a time travel machine.

Granted, but the only day it travels to is the day the asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs

I wish I had more milk

MORAY37 · « **Reply #153 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:32:20 AM »

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Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
Granted, but the only day it travels to is the day the asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs

I wish I had more milk

Granted... but, dude... you had that white stuff on your lip before i granted that wish.....

I wish sharks had laser beams on their freakin heads.

C(Sea)Bass · « **Reply #154 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:37:47 AM »

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Originally posted by MORAY37
Granted... but, dude... you had that white stuff on your lip before i granted that wish.....

I wish sharks had laser beams on their freakin heads.

It was vanilla!

Granted, but you are in the water with them, and they are hungry....

I wish Hillary Clinton was abducted by aliens (from another planet, not Mexico)

SD67 · « **Reply #155 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:40:12 AM »

Granted, but the wish was retroactive, the Billiary we have now is the one they sent back.

I wish that Mulligatawny Soup was still on the shelves.

MORAY37 · « **Reply #156 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:42:44 AM »

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Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
It was vanilla!

Granted, but you are in the water with them, and they are hungry....

I wish Hillary Clinton was abducted by aliens (from another planet, not Mexico)

Granted... but they need a male for the sex/ breeding experiment and pick you....

I wish Dick Cheney went hunting with Dick Cheney.

C(Sea)Bass · « **Reply #157 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:47:14 AM »

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Originally posted by SD67
Granted, but the wish was retroactive, the Billiary we have now is the one they sent back.

I wish that Mulligatawny Soup was still on the shelves.

Granted, but you have to get it from "The Soup Nazi"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpjCn_2H6kE = explaination of "soup Nazi" for non-seinfeld fans

I wish I had another arm

trax1 · « **Reply #158 on:** February 05, 2008, 01:25:38 AM »

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Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
Granted, but you have to get it from "The Soup Nazi"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpjCn_2H6kE = explaination of "soup Nazi" for non-seinfeld fans

I wish I had another arm

Granted, now you have a 3rd arm instead of a noodle.

I wish I had uber cartoon plane skillz.

Coshy · « **Reply #159 on:** February 05, 2008, 05:38:01 AM »

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Originally posted by trax1
Granted, now you have a 3rd arm instead of a noodle.

I wish I had uber cartoon plane skillz.

Granted, but now your name is Skyrock.

I wish I didnt have a dentist appointment today.

JB88 · « **Reply #160 on:** February 05, 2008, 05:48:30 AM »

granted, but there was a standin today and she was a hot blond with big ol boobs. you missed the one dental experience worth having.

i wish i could teleport.

SD67 · « **Reply #161 on:** February 05, 2008, 05:51:10 AM »

Granted but you materialise in Rosie O'Donnell's Bathroom, whilst it is being used.

I wish I didn't disco as much

JB88 · « **Reply #162 on:** February 05, 2008, 05:51:42 AM »

granted, but now you break dance.

i wish you didn't break dance.

SD67 · « **Reply #163 on:** February 05, 2008, 05:52:56 AM »

so do I

Granted, now I samba.

I wish I had another cup of coffee.

xsarahx · « **Reply #164 on:** February 05, 2008, 05:54:58 AM »

Granted, but me being an evil wife poisons it

I wish SD doesn't snore tonight