FREEDOM OF RELIGION!!

[lasersailor184]

Judging people for the things they do is a god given right.

[gwano]

It seems those who follow Crom are not the most tolerant either.  I suggest you engage in a bit of introspection.

you are absolutely right. I'm giving up on crom. he's a bum.
I now worship at the "church of the cheese eating doughboys"
I"m the leader. What I say is gospel.

[kamilyun]

Judging people for the things they do is a god given right.

(mutters something about he who hasn't sinned can cast the first stone...)

[lasersailor184]

(mutters something about he who hasn't sinned can cast the first stone...)

I didn't say punish, I said judge.

[gwano]

Judging people for the things they do is a god given right.

Which God gave that right?

[SD67]

Our faith does condone playing aces high in our underwear with a half a can of old milwaukee between our legs.(oh what a visual that is)

You've almost got me here... I do have one question though.
Once the can of Old Milwaukee is full (Is there any restrictions on feedstock?) do we get credit for sealing it and sending it to the distributor and are these credits paid weekly or monthly? (I can conceivably fill many cans while playing Aces High)
Do we have the option of claiming our production benefit in subscription fees?

[Hap]

you don't seem to be accepted as an equal

What do you mean by accepted and what do you mean by equal?

[lasersailor184]

Which God gave that right?

Any and all of them.

[Nilsen]

I am a fan of Freedom from religion.

If i have to I can listen to Bad Religion, but thats about as close as i like to get to religious types.

[Toad]

Crom, god of steel?  You'd think he'd name himself Chrome then or maybe Chromium.. that sounds pretty cool!

You could have a hymn like this then.

So the graduations hang on the wall
But they never really helped us at all
No they never taught us what was real
Iron and coke
And  Chromium  steel

[gwano]

You've almost got me here... I do have one question though.
Once the can of Old Milwaukee is full (Is there any restrictions on feedstock?) do we get credit for sealing it and sending it to the distributor and are these credits paid weekly or monthly? (I can conceivably fill many cans while playing Aces High)
Do we have the option of claiming our production benefit in subscription fees?

any and all proceeds will be used to support the flock and our future legal bills associated with followers who "stray" from the teachings as yet to be written.
I am looking for about 12 "followers" who want to jot down some jibberish and we will make a book out of it and start posting it on the web for "nonbelievers" to "get some learnen"

[lazs2]

we can't really control the legal things we are exposed to much but...

If I had my druthers.. I would druther have freedom to not be exposed to advertisements than freedom to not be exposed to religion.    The mormon guys come round every 6 months or so but smile and leave when I ask em to..  the add people harass me 24/7/365.

Go figure...

lazs

[Flatbar]

I haven't once had to weild a baseball bat to chase an Athiest off my property, can't say the same for the JW's, LDS or those damndable Baptists. < apologies to all the other door rappers whom I've forgotten >

Grab my hand for prayer and I'll most likely bite you!

IMO, religion has been in my face all too long, time to assert my Atheisism and kick some booty. Or just launch into a profanity laden verbal assult or two, maybe that will get MY message accross.

On second thought, the baseball bat is more fun.

Flatbar
< when it's over, it's over >

[Nilsen]

Only had jebus types on my door once. I gave em a local variation of Playboy and told them to get a life. Dunno what sect they were from but they wore suits and spoke english.

Oh and I told the priest to get bent and get lost too when he came after my mother died in 2005. I told him that we were not interested in religion, only to get the funeral sorted. That went south after about 5 mins and he started preaching so he had to leave. We got the thing done via the funeral agency and the priest behaved and didnt talk about "heaven" or "jeesus" at all. I have had a nice talk with him later though. A good guy really, he just didnt get that we didnt care for his crap.

[Shuckins]

Well, in all of my 54 years I've never had to clear them off my doorstep with a baseball bat....and there have been quite a few rapping at my door during that time.   In every case, a polite "No." was sufficient.  The same would have worked for you Flatbar. 

On the other hand, I've had my faith insulted on a regular basis at college, work, and in social settings...and almost always by an atheist who wore his disbelief on his sleeve.  Nine out of ten religious threads on these boards are started, on a bi-weekly basis, by atheists....who spend most of their time congratulating each other on their intellectual superiority....and discussing the difficulties of functioning in a society where they have to look at so MANY knuckle-dragging believers.