Hey wurzel...I hope you you decide to come to the US...know we'd love to have ya. Having met you in person, I can truly say America needs more folks like you. You fit in just fine...but with some slight "adaptations"...
When the time comes, splurge...get some really BIG guns. Get LOTS of guns. Then come to Arkansas and be my guest. We have deer, bobcats, mountain lions, bears, squirrels, coyotes, wild turkeys, wild boar (razorbacks), and there are rumored to be panthers. Bring your guns. We will shoot stuff in the deerwoods.
A gun "too big"...not in Arkansas. "Not much left to eat"?..not in Arkansas.
We'll get some 88mm AA guns and go deer hunting. Who cares if there's not enough to eat...we'll grab a Sonic burger & onion rings on the way home. We passed three Sonics and 2 McDonalds on the way there, right? Some of 'em are good eatin'....the rest Cod intended for us to take a bead on and blow up just for grins. If it tastes like chicken, grab some BBQ sauce and fire up the grill...if it don't...blow it to smithereens for fun...that's why Smith & Wesson makes hollow points.
After that we'll get some hand grenades and go fishing.
Take a flanel shirt and rip the arms off...get yourself a baseball hat with a rebel flag on it...call everyone you see "Bubba", and get a wallet on a chain.
We'll have you turned into a proper redneck in no time!
Then you can send pictures of yourself back to the UK...and they will go..."dayumm...I ain't gonna mess with Gary!"
ROX