Shall I start another argument? 
I'm sorry this is abuse.. argument is down the hall

I came here for a good argument!
Ah, no you didn't. You came here for an argument.
An argument isn't just contradiction.
Well! it can be!
No, it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
No, it isn't!
Yes, it is! 'tisn't just contradiction.
Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position!
Yes but it isn't just saying No, it isn't.
Yes, it is!
No, it isn't!
Yes, it is!
No, it isn't!
Yes, it is!
No, it isn't! Argument is an intellectual process. Contra- diction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
It is not!
It is!
Not at all!