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Offline angelsandair

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Re: How the war started....
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2008, 09:48:19 PM »
1 squeaker squeaked way too much and things went too far....


There was a group of friends 6 to be exact... They all started arguing one day and 3 Went to Bishops, 2 went to Rooks and 1 went to Knights. The 2 Rooks were the tallest of them all so they had the advantage over them, but the Bishops who werent tall nor short had the numbers, but the Knight, the lone Knight was so short, that he could sneak around all he wanted and take stuff from them....

The rest was history.  :noid
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Re: How the war started....
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2008, 10:26:04 PM »
The JB's and Waffle had a war.

since the JB's were natural gang-bangers at heart, they decided to split up between the Rooks and Bish one day. They decided they would break the truce that had been held between the countries (knights vs rooks and bish).

Waffle was the supreme commander of the small but heavily noobish country, the "Knights". He did what he could to make his forces better trained and better equipped, as he knew it was only a matter of time before the Rook/Bish alliance would strike.

The attack came on a saturday morning while Waffle was watching the morning cartoons, drinking milk and reading the weekend paper. He received word from Shane (his second in command) that a large combined force of rook and bishop aircraft and armor was moving in through the border airfield on "A21". It was a strategic airfield as it was one of the few large airfields on the border.

Waffle deployed a group of elite squeakers under the command of Dlamb to attack the invading force and set up a defensive position outside of the airfield while the 1st tank battalion and 5th tank battalion would flank to the north and west of the invading army and try to cut off the invading forces.....

To be continued.



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Re: How the war started....
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2008, 10:51:41 PM »
Ooh Subway, hurry and put part 2, i want to know the end :D
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Re: How the war started....
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2008, 10:53:53 PM »
i"ll write it tomm. night  :D
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Re: How the war started....
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2008, 10:57:11 PM »
Subway :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :cry :cry :aok

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Re: How the war started....
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2008, 11:11:59 PM »
      One time, at band camp...... :rofl
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Re: How the war started....
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2008, 05:26:10 AM »
Give us your idea of how the war in Aces High II started...

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Re: How the war started....
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2008, 07:10:03 AM »
When I started a couple years ago the war was already raging!
I figured that some guy named voolch put a burning bag of pooh on GHI's doorstep and rang the doorbell...thus starting the war. I was a Bish in those daze so I joined quite a few missions he started...I never really understood what he was saying, but I liked the intensity.
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Re: How the war started....
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2008, 08:02:36 AM »
When I started a couple years ago the war was already raging!
I figured that some guy named voolch put a burning bag of pooh on GHI's doorstep and rang the doorbell...thus starting the war. I was a Bish in those daze so I joined quite a few missions he started...I never really understood what he was saying, but I liked the intensity.

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Re: How the war started....
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2008, 08:23:37 AM »
When I started a couple years ago the war was already raging!
I figured that some guy named voolch put a burning bag of pooh on GHI's doorstep and rang the doorbell...thus starting the war..

...............it happened one Christmas Eve, waiting for Santa Claus gifts :furious :furious

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Re: How the war started....
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2008, 09:01:56 AM »
Once upon a time, a young man named Dale was staring at the 0's and 1's on a hundred dollar bill.

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Re: How the war started....
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2008, 09:02:42 AM »
Once upon a time, a young man named Dale was staring at the 0's and 1's on a hundred dollar bill.... after a couple of minutes he said, "Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....."  :D
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Re: How the war started....
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2008, 09:57:39 AM »
It all started over a HO.   :aok

Who was she?   :O
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Re: How the war started....
« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2008, 01:29:59 PM »
HiTech and Pyro argued about the rules, and Skuzzy was blamed for ordering defective chess pieces and a f-d up board.
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Re: How the war started....
« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2008, 06:42:56 PM »
War's are started for three reasons; food, money and p0rn. I'm going with p0rn on this one  :rock