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Offline Martyn

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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2008, 01:47:59 PM »
If we're going to have toilets, can we have tea making facilities too please?

If we're going to have tea making facilities, can we have a NAAFI C-47?
Here we are, living on top of a molten ball of rock, spinning around at a 1,000mph, orbiting a nuclear fireball and whizzing through space at half-a-million miles per hour. Most of us believe in super-beings which for some reason need to be praised for setting this up. This, apparently, is normal.

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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2008, 11:22:34 PM »



That boy's bout' half a bubble off plumb
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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2008, 11:43:35 PM »
Im convinced. slipknot is a gov't agent out looking for wierdos, like those who support his posts.



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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #33 on: July 18, 2008, 12:33:33 AM »
Is it just me or does this bait stink?
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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #34 on: July 18, 2008, 03:46:12 AM »
You could be onto something big here slipknot. Will there be purging controls ion the pilots position.
It gives a whole new meaning to "dump and burn"
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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2008, 05:18:13 AM »
IM IN ON BANNING SLIPKNOT. Whoever thinks he should be banned write
 BAN SLIPKNOT FROM FORUMS.

well your next after him  :aok
and btw Rambo Fan your no better then him so stop trying to make it seem like you are, just makes you look worse

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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #36 on: July 18, 2008, 09:42:58 AM »
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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #37 on: July 18, 2008, 11:47:12 AM »
Yellow or brown-outs would be appropriate.

Loss of use of rudders since legs would be crossed.



One last thought ( maybe )..

Since the bombadier and pilot are, technically, different people.. one can assume that the bombadier would have relieved himself well before the IP and subsequent bomb run. 

The pilot, however, would probably not have done the same.

So.. while the bombardier is working the sight and dropping the bombs.. the pilot would probably be on the virge of filling the shorts in anticipation of being able to take evasive action to avoid the flak. 

So.. while the bombbay doors are open ( bombadier working ) the pilot would be experiencing full brown-out conditions and would be unable to function.

The added benefit to this feature would be the death of dive-bombing heavies.

Don't ask when this revelation occured to me.


 
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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #38 on: July 18, 2008, 11:52:28 AM »
Yet another pointless thread  :furious :lol

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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #39 on: July 18, 2008, 12:15:32 PM »
well your next after him  :aok
and btw Rambo Fan your no better then him so stop trying to make it seem like you are, just makes you look worse

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Offline minke

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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #41 on: July 18, 2008, 01:17:19 PM »
would wipers help? or would that just smear the cockpit into a brown haze? I suppose detergent jets would help,especially with the oil constantly streaming over my canopy (must be all the iffy engines put into my rides)

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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #42 on: July 18, 2008, 01:21:51 PM »
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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #43 on: July 18, 2008, 08:48:37 PM »
well your next after him  :aok
and btw Rambo Fan your no better then him so stop trying to make it seem like you are, just makes you look worse

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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #44 on: July 18, 2008, 08:57:29 PM »
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