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Offline Halo46

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2008, 10:28:30 AM »
If athletes get athlete's feet, what do astronauts get?



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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2008, 10:37:55 AM »
Quote from: thrila on August 03, 2008, 10:21:32 AM
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.

It must be true. My younger brother is Long Duck Dong.  :)
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your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2008, 12:03:59 PM »

 Q: What has 50 legs and 5 teeth?

 A: The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.   

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2008, 01:04:09 PM »
Quote from: caldera on August 02, 2008, 04:57:44 PM
I always liked this one...

Q "Why does the new Italian Navy have glass bottom boats?"

A "So they can see the old Italian Navy"

That reminds me of the one about the cache of WW2-era French rifles that were recently discovered and put up for sale.  They're in remarkably good condition, never been fired and only dropped once!   :D

another one, dumb and slightly risque...

Q. What's the difference between a clever midget and a girl with V.D.?

A.  Well, one's a cunning runt... 
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Offline Casca

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2008, 01:05:19 PM »
Jeffrey Dahmer to Lorena Bobbit: "Say, you gonna eat that?"
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2008, 01:06:53 PM »
Quote from: bsdaddict on August 05, 2008, 01:04:09 PM
That reminds me of the one about the cache of WW2-era French rifles that were recently discovered and put up for sale.  They're in remarkably good condition, never been fired and only dropped once!   :D

another one, dumb and slightly risque...

Q. What's the difference between a clever midget and a girl with V.D.?

A.  Well, one's a cunning runt... 


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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2008, 02:17:13 PM »
How do clowns taste?
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2008, 02:20:16 PM »
Knock Knock


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Offline Cthulhu

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2008, 02:53:57 PM »
Quote from: Halo46 on August 03, 2008, 10:28:30 AM
If athletes get athlete's feet, what do astronauts get?



mistletoe   :confused:
If athletes get athlete's feet, what do camel-jockeys get?

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Offline avionix

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2008, 07:43:10 PM »
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That is too funny!!!
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Offline Hawk78th

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2008, 09:26:03 PM »
" Know the toe"



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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2008, 09:29:11 PM »
Quote from: caldera on August 02, 2008, 04:57:44 PM
I always liked this one...

Q "Why does the new Italian Navy have glass bottom boats?"

A "So they can see the old Italian Navy"





 :mad: i feel that offencive  :furious i am full blooded italian  :rofl

but, heres mine

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Answer=Well, it's your call... but the dog'll stop barking when you let him in.


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Offline VansCrew1

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2008, 09:37:39 PM »
Ive got a ton but there bad.  :lol
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2008, 10:01:59 PM »
Quote from: VansCrew1 on August 05, 2008, 09:37:39 PM
Ive got a ton but there bad.  :lol

PM me please and I will share my pile joke for joke.
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2008, 10:07:00 PM »
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A:  Hey yall, watch this!!
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