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Offline Pooh21

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Re: Blind date
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2008, 08:38:57 PM »
Quote from: v1st on September 14, 2008, 06:46:48 AM
I'm sure if you got there early and started drinking .  This story would go something different.

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Re: Blind date
« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2008, 10:14:17 PM »
The first clue is if a girl says "She has lots of personality".

I think this is a farce but funny. You think that tongue ring helps her grind up gristle?
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2008, 10:15:46 PM »
Quote from: BiPoLaR on September 14, 2008, 01:56:28 AM
it was the way she was knocking the pictures off the wall when she walked  :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Dont worry about it BiPoLaR, if she fell in love with you, the love wouldn't hold under her weight and it would break.  :aok
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2008, 10:31:18 PM »
But just think, if you got into a bar fight just clap your hands and yell "MONGO.....CRUSH!!!"
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2008, 10:32:42 PM »
You know how you "Never fight a land war in Asia" and "Never go up against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line?". Well, right under that one, "Never trust anyone with a blind date, ESPECIALLY your "friends""

Have fun plotting horrible, horrible revenge on these people.





Quote from: BiPoLaR on September 13, 2008, 11:13:35 PM
i went on a blind date tonight and yeah it was horrid...i sat down at the table waiting on this "nice looking " woman to show up that my roomies girl has been telling me about.(keep in mind i trusted these ppl). when all of the sudden i seen the "THING" come charging around the corner and OMFG (Image removed from quote.) i jumped up and ran out of there. left my roomie to pay my bill and was gone.

did i do the right thing?
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #35 on: September 14, 2008, 10:34:25 PM »
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #36 on: September 14, 2008, 10:40:45 PM »
Quote from: Getback on September 14, 2008, 10:14:17 PM
The first clue is if a girl says "She has lots of personality".

I think this is a farce but funny. You think that tongue ring helps her grind up gristle?
WELL YOUR WAY OF THINKING IS WRONG
she was like 5'5'' maybe a bit taller...she had to be pushing 300+
my roomie got me back for a date i set him up on  :furious :furious :cry :cry
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2008, 11:14:33 PM »
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2008, 07:14:42 AM »
Poor bugger. Take a look at these to wash away the bad memory, heavy, loud and hungry as hell: http://home.comcast.net/~bzee1b/Chino/Chino.html  :rock

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Re: Blind date
« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2008, 08:12:10 AM »
                :rofl 


Quote from: Becinhu on September 14, 2008, 10:31:18 PM
But just think, if you got into a bar fight just clap your hands and yell "MONGO.....CRUSH!!!"
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2008, 02:11:53 PM »


She has a sister?  :noid
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2008, 02:14:10 PM »
                                              :confused:               

           

Quote from: Twizzty on September 15, 2008, 02:11:53 PM
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She has a sister?  :noid
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2008, 02:37:51 PM »
Quote from: Twizzty on September 15, 2008, 02:11:53 PM
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She has a sister?  :noid
that an image i couldve went my whole life without seeing  :cry :cry
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2008, 04:53:47 PM »
Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride until your friends see you on one.


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Re: Blind date
« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2008, 05:03:45 PM »
Quote from: Ack-Ack on September 15, 2008, 04:53:47 PM
Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride until your friends see you on one.


ack-ack :lol :lol :lol :D
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