You're right, England is just a small part of the small island of the coast of France on the European continent. 
When will you guys from the colonies understand that quality beats size anyday.
Remember whose language you speak, remember which European country has never been succesfully invaded for 1000 years and remember who, in living memory, had the greatest empire the world has ever seen.
(que Land of Hope & Glory, the Royal family, Irish pubs, Scots in kilts and all the other tat that attracts yanks in droves if it weren't for the fact they can't pay their mortgages right now).
