Looking For An Assistant

[uberslet]

I think he forgot to mention that he also requires his assistant to have "Moobs" or Mancans as some might refer to them. 

  twenty, i have a question thats already been asked but..

                   
You have not offered to explain the assistant package and benefits , the duties required are sound but what is the payoff . what are the perks so to speak if you do not mind the pun . I salute your approach it is fresh and in keeping with the spirit of the game as it seems the applicant would learn his craft under an experienced eye of the master .
                                                                                              Nutte

anyway, not sure if you avoided the question or just didnt notice it,

[Hajo]

I am positive.....in all my years of playing this game.  I've never read a post on this BBS this ignorant.

Both the poster.....and those who respond positively for the position, should have a reserved room at the nearest Psychiatric Facility.

[Fugita]

You're absolutely right Hajo we're sorry and we should have never gotten involved with this delinquency. Thank God you came along to show us the error in our ways. What would we do without you? We should just go ahead and turn this into another Adonai post.

[CAP1]

Hello, my name is TwentyFo and I'm looking for a personal assistant. I need someone who will always be at my side to run troops, bring me supplies, and any other thing that crosses my mind. You must change your name to 2FoJr. I am looking for someone who is a paid subscriber, but will consider a 2-weeker. You do not need a mic. If there is more than one applicant, I will consider having more than one assistant. PM me if you are interested. Thanks for your time 

i don't understand why you need an assistant. you seem so wonderful, and omnipotent, that it is very surprising that you can't do it all yourself.

[CAP1]

I sincerely hope this is a joke...

aahh, don't spoil the kids fun

[CAP1]

    9 GIAP code of conduct.
 
# Squad pilots shall not use abusive/foul language during game chat, voice or text, or on AH forums; Any racial, national, or sexually abusive remarks are strictly prohibited. Failure to comply with this rule will result in the pilot being ejected from the squad.
 
blah, blah, blah.......ah YESS

# If you have offended someone, be ready to apologise. Ability to see your mistakes and admit them shows strength, not weakness.







I'm offended, and I think an apology is warranted.  

i can't say what i really think of you in here....i don't want another vacation from the bbs

[BaldEagl]

I sincerely hope this is a joke...

Why would you think that?  SHawks got a pile of them.  They're called the Wings of something or other.

[Noir]

geez when I pushed the post button I was like "damn, I took the bait" but looks like it was the real deal !!!

I apologise if that offends you but I maintain my word

[Bodhi]

You're absolutely right Hajo we're sorry and we should have never gotten involved with this delinquency. Thank God you came along to show us the error in our ways. What would we do without you? We should just go ahead and turn this into another Adonai post.

why, is twentyfour claiming to be an F-18 pilot currently going through transitioning from one type to another?

[lunatic1]

r u nuts

[TwentyFo]

WOW!!!!

Just received an overwhelming amount of PM's from people interested in the position. I sincerely appreciate your eagerness to be my assistant. Through intense thought I have come to the conclusion that it should be a competition, like the TV show The Apprentice. This time I'm Donald Trump and you guys are the apprentices.

I will make this a reality based show in which I will document and edit video to make web-isodes available to the whole AH community. Hopefully, the show is a huge hit and will be picked up by either a cable channel or one of the major networks (keep your fingers crossed). Anyways, thanks again for the interest and I look forward to partaking on this journey with all of you.

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[Fugita]

WOW!!!!

Just received an overwhelming amount of PM's from people interested in the position. I sincerely appreciate your eagerness to be my assistant. Through intense thought I have come to the conclusion that it should be a competition, like the TV show The Apprentice. This time I'm Donald Trump and you guys are the apprentices.

I will make this a reality based show in which I will document and edit video to make web-isodes available to the whole AH community. Hopefully, the show is a huge hit and will be picked up by either a cable channel or one of the major networks (keep your fingers crossed). Anyways, thanks again for the interest and I look forward to partaking on this journey with all of you.

<S>

?apprentices?

Shouldn't that be apprentii?

[kilz]

SMOKEY23 not working out FO ya??

                                                 

i keep killing his Assistants

[JB11]

WOW!!!!

Just received an overwhelming amount of PM's from people interested in the position. I sincerely appreciate your eagerness to be my assistant. Through intense thought I have come to the conclusion that it should be a competition, like the TV show The Apprentice. This time I'm Donald Trump and you guys are the apprentices.

I will make this a reality based show in which I will document and edit video to make web-isodes available to the whole AH community. Hopefully, the show is a huge hit and will be picked up by either a cable channel or one of the major networks (keep your fingers crossed). Anyways, thanks again for the interest and I look forward to partaking on this journey with all of you.

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What an idiot.  I swear I'm on the wrong rock.  Zazen!!!!!!!  Help!!!!!   

[Solar10]

24

I'll let Angry know and send him right over.  I'm sure he will do it for you.  By the way sorry about the fish smell but it comes with Angry as a package deal.


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