The best cure for "wife ack" is to deploy chaff: $...$$....$....$$$.....$ .....$$$.....$ ....$$
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2d_m2OVa_g
Yikes Clerick, what the hell was that? Some sort of ugly festival?
... FOR TEH MUPPET$ TO PAD OUR SCO?E N to WIN TEH EPIC WAR OF TEH UNIVERSE We MUST VULTCHE DA RUNWAYZ N DROP UR GUYZ FIGHTERZ Bunkarz Then OUR SKWAD will Finarry Get TACTICAL NOOK for 25 KILL SCORE STREAK>X
I saw him putting on a human skin in the school locker room. Turns out, he's the guy who used to copy off my tests till I stopped writing in cursive.