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Offline Denholm

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Re: LMAO
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2009, 01:52:05 PM »
Now wouldn't that be a sheriff! "I stoop down to the level of the average citizen." :D
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Re: LMAO
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2009, 02:13:18 PM »
I found out today that they arrested her for public intox., and impounded the horse until her dad comes and gets it.  :lol
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Re: LMAO
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2009, 03:53:22 PM »
Quote from: DiabloTX on January 23, 2009, 12:14:58 AM
Dame illiterates!

LOL, now that is funny.  Exactly what I was thinking.
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« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2009, 05:17:45 PM »
Sounds like a real country girl you can be proud of bringing home to show your mother.

And what's this thing about going to the bar and needing transportation?  I know nothing of this since the bar I frequent is around the corner on my block (and all the bartenders there know I live around the corner.  I'm very proud to always be the only person at the bar who they never care about how drunk i get or how drunk i leave the place).
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Re: LMAO
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2009, 06:13:24 PM »
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Re: LMAO
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2009, 06:20:50 PM »
Man I hope she's topless; the picture in my head says she's topless...
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Offline crazyivan

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Re: LMAO
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2009, 06:43:19 PM »
drunk, topless horse back riding. yes yes, daddy likes. :rofl
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Offline Larry

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Re: LMAO
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2009, 02:10:37 AM »
Quote from: whiteman on January 23, 2009, 01:47:27 PM
Not in Texas you can't. Horse is not a motorized vehicle, asked a big DWI/DUI attorney in Houston.


Yep, driving anything with a motor while under the influince with get you a ticket/jail time in TX. Iv seen people get hauled off to jail because they were driving a go-kart or one of those 50-cc motorbikes for kids after pounding back a few.
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Re: LMAO
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2009, 02:34:29 AM »
If my Liver could speak English, it would've litigated  me by now.
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Re: LMAO
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2009, 09:30:54 AM »
 Iowa.. It aint hell but you can see it from here.
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« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2009, 09:27:03 PM »
Quote from: airbumba on January 24, 2009, 02:34:29 AM
If my Liver could speak English, it would've litigated  me by now.
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