KID Ack (the new enemy)

[TUK]

Hello all. I just wanted to start a thread on memories of my (kid ack).
Note: I love my children to death, but they sure do mess my gaming up sometimes.
Followed are accounts of my children (5) yrs old and (2)yrs old.
Please feel free to tell your accounts.......

1. My five year old always comes in (usually while im on a noe mission) and wants me to set his x-box up for something he cant read.  (after going afk I get killed by a number guy or turn my plane into a pby).
2.  My 2 year old daughter took the speaker plug(that is unplugged due to my headset) and stuck it in a usb port, automatically sending me into windows with a bunch of red stuff going on.....
3. My 2 year old loves to hit the big button on the batterey back up multiplugg!(shutting down everything), she is so little but she knows that button makes daddy MAD!
4. Both children seem to know EXACTLY where the windows button is...

Like i said, I love my children! Being a 4 year player with toddlers is hard , not only knits, rooks and auto guns, now (KID ACK) is hitting me harder than anything... This thread is a vent for me, and I hope you all let your KID ACK be known...

Will start a thread next month on wife ack!   Thanks  TUK 151 , Co 13MPG..

[Anaxogoras]

1. My five year old always comes in (usually while im on a noe mission) and wants me to set his x-box up for something he cant read.(after going afk I get killed by a number guy or turn my plane into a pby).

What's your address?  I'd like to send your kid a cookie every time he does this.

My 9 month old likes to hold onto my feet so I can't input rudder.

[TUK]

LOL Gavangai, you responded before i could edit, your fast..  . Hope my info friday night helped you.. TUk151

[Shuffler]

lol Your kids will be grown and out of the house before your know it. Cherish these times <S>

[TUK]

Ty shuffler, Like i said this is a thread just for funny stories about kid vs. AH.  I hope to hear some good ones.... 

[james]

Mt 8 year old wants me to build him a simpit. He waits til I'm just upping from a base to tap me on the shoulder to trade places in mine all the time now. This is why I wish 8 player would come back. If be able to show him how to play a lot more often. His first kill was stangs la from a mustang when he woke up in the middle of the night and saw I was still playing the game and wanted to trade places in the pit.

[Spikes]

Talk to SHawk about disabling the windows key.

[TUK]

I have heard rumors of popping the {Windows} keys off the keyboard..  However my keyboard is illuminated and cost me much denaro.....  tuk151

[Shifty]

There's Wife ack, kid ack, cat ack, dog ack, pesky neighbor ack, and the long distance phone call from a family member ack.

It all strikes at the worst possible moment. It's all like that pilot wound blackout you get just as your starting to flare out for your landing.

[TUK]

LMAO, thats great shifty !, Keep venting, reminds me about phone ack!

[Masherbrum]

I have heard rumors of popping the {Windows} keys off the keyboard..  However my keyboard is illuminated and cost me much denaro.....  tuk151

Use KeyTweak and disable the Windows key.

[kilz]

I have heard rumors of popping the {Windows} keys off the keyboard..  However my keyboard is illuminated and cost me much denaro.....  tuk151

google i hate this key and download it. you can disable any key during the game. trust me it has lowered my kills by allot due to not being able to hit it and go strait to windows

[Allen Rune]

trust me it has lowered my kills by allot due to not being able to hit it and go strait to windows

 

[haasehole]

 to know its bad when the kid ack gives u a check 6 before letting loose .

[PhantomBarron]

You could try turning off the game, and the kids x-box and enjoying a family outing.
If that pans out for the better, let me know. I will take some of my own advice lol