Who is the most American on AHII?

[hlbly]

Strategery??? Are you  G. Boosh???

Lew's a socialist tutu wearer ,if you don't believe me ask my dad . He only has 2 saving graces . He makes the best GD lasagna EVER ! , and he has a cool dog . Now I shall run back to my palatial estate i am in debt for the rest of my life for and dodge the constant call of credit collectors while I fly off into cartoon heaven .

[Gianlupo]

He makes the best GD lasagna EVER !

HERESY!

Are you kidding me??? An American can't do the best lasagne!!!!!!!!! Come here, eat my mother's, and then we will talk about that!

[hlbly]

Now I won't be going to Italy anytime soon . How ever I am willing to consider some sent to me . Or if that is too much trouble as hlblys are all illiterate and I would probably destroy some crucial nuance with botched baking instructions . I am willing at great personal inconvenience and hardship to accept a round trip , or 1 way if I can move in with you or your ma , ticket to come and give her a try . While I am unwilling to dismiss out of hand the power of mamas home cookin , having seen many a victim succumb to the overpowering and withering effects of my own mommas chow . I must say it would have to be "the bestest bestest ever" to whomp Silats  efforts . <BG> A fair and impartial judgement will be posted here , unless an unfair and biased one is purchased by a generous contribution to my favorite charity TaHTRIIBWGTAWF<teaching a hlbly to read is impossible but we gotta try any way fund> . S!

[Gianlupo]

Ok... first: what does hlbly stand for? Hillbilly?

Second... this might sound a bit offending.....

I am willing at great personal inconvenience and hardship to accept a round trip , or 1 way if I can move in with you or your ma , ticket to come and give her a try .

and you don't really wanna tell an Italian you're gonna give his mother a try!!!!!

As for Salad's lasagne.... I'll send you mine (well, my mother's!), you send me his, and we'll see!

[crazyivan]

[RTHolmes]

lazs

Hands down.

well ive lived, played and worked with plenty of folks from the good ole USofA, even dated a couple. I am pleased to report that lazs doesnt represent any of them

[Morpheus]

lazs

Hands down.

holly crap haven't seen u in forever.

[rvflyer]

This is really getting beyond pathetic.

I agree, WHY WOULD anyone even post a stupid thread like this?

[moot]

WHY WOULD anyone even post a stupid thread like this?

The answer's in your question.

well ive lived, played and worked with plenty of folks from the good ole USofA, even dated a couple. I am pleased to report that lazs doesnt represent any of them

Rule #14

[rvflyer]

The answer's in your question.
Rule #14

LOL yes it is moot<S> I guess what is even more troubling is me responding to it.

[hlbly]

Ok... first: what does hlbly stand for? Hillbilly?
yep its for hillbilly .
Second... this might sound a bit offending.....

and you don't really wanna tell an Italian you're gonna give his mother a try!!!!!
OK guess I didn't state this well . I meant her lasagna . Obviously you don't have hlblys in Italy ,as you would know then that she isn't closely related enough to give the other possibility a second thought
As for Salad's lasagna.... I'll send you mine (well, my mother's!), you send me his, and we'll see!
Alas the secretive monster will not even give me a recipe so i imagine an example would be out of the question as he knows I would have it analysed .

What no reply to my selfless offer of going over to try it ? <the lasagna>

[Brooke]

I thought people would be picking SkyRock.

[JunkyII]

I guess I can brag. Everything's paid for. We take car of our own. I'd rather be humble than be owned by the bank. That's American enough for me.

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Wheres your Ipod with "She thinks my tractors sexy" at?

I nominate myself as most american I serve in the military, come from a country town, love to go to clubs in the city, played sports in high school, smoked weed as a teen, i drink alot of budwieser, i love espn and fox news, and im part of almost evey country that colonized american including part native american.

I thought people would be picking SkyRock.

SkyRock is an actor which makes him disqualified

[frank3]

HERESY!

Are you kidding me??? An American can't do the best lasagne!!!!!!!!! Come here, eat my mother's, and then we will talk about that!

You mean the Italian spinach pie right?

Edit: Have I been nominated for most handsome dutchman of the community yet?

[Xasthur]

TwentyFo, how about you pick someone that people don't respect next time?

You might have a chance of getting people to play along that way.