Great question!!! I often find my thoughts wandering to dilemmas like these when I am driving to work...it helps keep the game fresh to play out these scenarios in my mind...this is how I have decided to handle such a situation
in the game.
First...I would private vox tune him and tell him how to apply opposite rudder and trim his aircraft to help him land....
Then I would tell everyone on local to leave him alone.....
Then I would personally escort him back to his base and talk him thru landing....
Then I would ask for his phone number and home address so I could send him a box of chocolates and flowers....
Then I would pay his next month's rent and cable...
Then I would start augering anytime I wounded another plane in the air without it blowing up so I wouldn't get the kill..
If I didn't do all that I just wouldn't feel that I had satisfied my "virtual" honor...
Then I would meet my good imaginary friend Mr Snufalophagus and come up with other dumb "imaginary" or "virtual" ideas to adhere too and start bbs threads about them....
In real life it is a different situation of course. I think I would have to go with answer "C"
Answer "C" of course is dress up like a pretty girl and go into a tough biker bar. Then I would dance provocatively until the leader of the bike gang came and made out with me in the middle of the bar. Then I would hike up my skirt and yell "Hahahaha..I tricked you...I am really a guy....hahahahhaha"
But then again I always choose answer "C" when I'm not sure what to do....