Just out of curiosity, what fighters aren't considered n00b/dweeb planes by the self-appointed arbitri elegantiae of the AH2 forums, and why? 

Says you. The truth is the truth regardless of who speaks it.
The spit 16 is a noob plane. It's also a crutch if you're past the beginner stage, unless you've got a genuine passion for the thing. Whether you love it or hate it, or fly it or don't. Those are totally separate things. The OP amalgamates all of it to try and make "it's not a noob plane" true by association. Bogus.
Planes not noob planes are those that... get ready for this.. Aren't conducive to noobs. Planes that are any combination of: unforgiving, difficult to fly on the edge, expensive, difficult to shoot with, or somehow unconventional and consequently requiring the noob to have to learn something esoteric ON TOP of basic textbook flying/SA/gunnery/etc, etc. E.G. The 190A8, Me262, Me163, 109K4, 109E, Spit1, Hurri1, Spit5, Spit14, Mossie, Hurricane2D, Ta152, A20, Ki61, Yak9T, P38, P40, and so on.