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Offline caldera

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Re: 100 Things Your Kids May Never Know
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2009, 08:46:30 PM »
Quote from: mbailey on July 23, 2009, 07:01:53 PM
Baseball card in the bike spokes to make your 2 wheeler sound like a mean machine

Climbing the rope in gym class ( my elementary had one that went from the floor to the ceiling of the gymnasium, it must have been 3 stories high, could you imagine that in an elementary these days? )


Starblazers ( cartoon ) oh and not to mention the original Tom and Jerry cartoons and the Wacky Racers, Banana Splits and Sigmund the Seamonster


Starblazers rules.  :aok


I can add a few to the list:

kids playing outside
being able to count, add and subtract
only getting a trophy for 1st place
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Re: 100 Things Your Kids May Never Know
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2009, 08:58:05 PM »
   Looking forward to the ABC Sunday Night Movie hoping it was a 007 film and it was!!

   
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Re: 100 Things Your Kids May Never Know
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2009, 09:06:59 PM »
Original Bugs Bunny cartoons, (The ugly wabbit)...

The original Road Runner show, (The violent one)...

The original Jonny Quest, (need say no more)...

Brigs and Stratton engined mini bikes!!!

Being able to run freely all over the countryside..
Without my parents worrying about me...

BB gun battles (no pump ups or CO2 allowed)...
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Re: 100 Things Your Kids May Never Know
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2009, 09:15:11 PM »
Quote from: mbailey on July 23, 2009, 07:01:53 PM
Tree Forts built by us and not store bought ( I have no idea how we survived in some of the things we built )

We didn't weigh 200lbs at 10 y/o would be my guess.

and on my list:

Space:1999...where they (gasp!) frequently mentioned making beer.
Giving your seat to the old lady on the bus/subway when it was crowded
Playing a baseball game where only the head coaches yell at the players
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Re: 100 Things Your Kids May Never Know
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2009, 09:23:29 PM »
Here is a page that is dedicated to the unfair butchering of old looney tunes cartoons. It explains most of the great gags that was removied because it was "offensive". I remember the parts that was cut out of these and they were just pure funny.

http://looney.goldenagecartoons.com/ltcuts/
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Re: 100 Things Your Kids May Never Know
« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2009, 10:30:36 PM »
getting to school on their own, this is one of my pet peeves, I feel like my kids are totally useles unless one ofus intervenes and helps them with whatever it is they are doing.
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Re: 100 Things Your Kids May Never Know
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2009, 01:46:41 AM »
I have done most of these, as well as the ones added on by you guys...does this mean I am one of those weird 15 year olds? I still watch my VHS tapes...if I want to watch a DVD, I have my computer. I can get to school by my self, I just choose the bus, as we have been having those strange Missouri springs and autumns.
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Re: 100 Things Your Kids May Never Know
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2009, 03:35:36 AM »
53.Waiting several minutes (or even hours!) to download something.



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Re: 100 Things Your Kids May Never Know
« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2009, 06:48:27 AM »
101. Using toll free dialed BBS message boards to communicate
102. You thought you was really flying when you upgraded from a 300 to 2400 baud modem
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Re: 100 Things Your Kids May Never Know
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2009, 07:31:01 AM »
Spending several days typing 20 pages of basic into the Commodore 64 to get 4 days of Syntax Errors, then realizing the game sucks after all.
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Re: 100 Things Your Kids May Never Know
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2009, 12:23:49 PM »
103. Having actual friends to play multiplayer video games with.
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Re: 100 Things Your Kids May Never Know
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2009, 02:54:15 PM »
Quote from: DREDIOCK on July 23, 2009, 05:09:42 PM
Couple things not listed.

Dialing a phone number on the phone by sticking your finger in a hole on a wheel and spinning it clockwise several times

Also dialing numbers by pressing the on/off button.
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Re: 100 Things Your Kids May Never Know
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2009, 03:09:35 PM »
Quote from: Enker on July 24, 2009, 12:23:49 PM
103. Having actual friends to play multiplayer video games with.


Longbow 2 and the golden age of sim making

Paintball, when they weren't taken over by the skater crowd and 20 bps crowd

145 Purple AVGAS

R-2800 radials

NDB/VOR navigation. I confess. I have not used a VOR more then twice since I got a Garmin stack. NDB used to listen to baseball with.

Beep codes on motherboards



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Re: 100 Things Your Kids May Never Know
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2009, 03:22:48 PM »
That phone number you'd dial that would ring back the phone you were dialing it on..  Used to do that to payphones all the time.. :lol

Buying a pack of smokes at 12 years old and saying "They're for my dad...."

Kids riding bikes without helmets, skateboarding without pads..

Watching the old stoner dude on the 12 speed ride a wheelie all the way down the street(three blocks)..

Topps Baseball Sticker Books

Kids are wussies now..  They are encouraged to stay inside, play video games, and eat crap..  Less than 30% of kids now even know how to start a lawnmower or much less cut grass..

Only 22% had any knowledge of how to change a tire..  Girls of this era are especially inept and will be nothing more than life support systems for their vagina..

Ok, I pulled those numbers out of my arse..  But seriously...Almost every junior/high school kid I've met of this generation is an idiot..  I don't have very much hope for them..

Every kid has a phone that texts..  Every kid has either a Playstation 3, Nintendo Wii, or Xbox 360..  Every kid has their own car at 16..  All the parents I know that do this

have kids failing and repeating grades until they finally drop out..  I'm beginning to think things are being engineered this way so the next generation is clueless and things like

civil liberties can be swiped away without them even realizing it..   :noid



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Re: 100 Things Your Kids May Never Know
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2009, 03:32:36 PM »
Six foot tall, three rack computers with 8 K (yes eight) of memory.

Punch paper tape!

Punch Cards!

Cassette size mag tape to load your computer.

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