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Offline Flipperk

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And on 2012...
« on: November 08, 2009, 09:06:06 PM »
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so my friend believes in the 2012 prediction and I brought some points for him to think about...

1.) Our calendar year ends on Dec 31, does that mean we are going to die?

2.) Maybe the guy making the calendar died or just said f*** it on dec 21 , 2012

3.)  Maybe just like our calendar, the mayan one starts over!?


Of course he didn't believe me so I made a deal with him



I asked him:


"Jeff, do you believe with all your heart that the earth will end in 2012?"

He said:

"Yes, I do"

So I asked:

"Ok, so you would not mind betting me your entire life savings, car, and house. And that on Dec 22, 2012 i will walk up to your door step, reach my hands out and you handing over your keys, title notice, and account numbers and passwords then right?"

"I mean, afterall, it would not matter since we will all be dead"


He said:

"Ok"



Looks like I got some accomidations coming in on Dec 22, 2012  :D
« Last Edit: November 08, 2009, 09:09:39 PM by Flipperk »
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Re: And on 2012...
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2009, 09:15:15 PM »
Get it in writing  :D
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Re: And on 2012...
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2009, 09:24:34 PM »
Oh man
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Re: And on 2012...
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2009, 09:28:53 PM »
get it in writing, notarized.
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Re: And on 2012...
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2009, 09:38:08 PM »
what he said; get it in writing



as far as I'm concerned if someone's calendar ends it just means they need to get them self another one.
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Re: And on 2012...
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2009, 09:43:19 PM »
My birthday is dec 22nd
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Offline Flipperk

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Re: And on 2012...
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2009, 09:46:53 PM »
Im typing up a agreement now, heres what it would look like:


The agreement that follows was reviewed by both parties, (my name) and (Jeff), and that by signing this document both parties agree to the terms and conditions that this document contains.

On December 22, 2012 at 12:01AM, if the party of (me) is living and able, then the party of (jeff) will give the party of (me) full credit to the savings and all monetary instruments that the party of (Jeff) has ownership to as of the signing of this document, and that are listed below:

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((                                    (I did this section like this, because he might blow off all his money before then)

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On December 22, 2012 at 12:01AM, if the party of (me) is living and able, then the party of (jeff) will give the party of (me) full ownership to vehicle that the party of (jeff) has in ownership under his name.


On December 22, 2012 at 12:01AM, if the party of (me) is living and able, then the party of (jeff) will give the party of (me) full ownership to the household/property that the party of (jeff) has ownership and title to that of said houshold/property.


If on December 22, 2012 the party of (me) is not living and able, then this document is thereby null and void.


This document and all conditions listed above has been reviewed by both parties (My signature) and (Jeffs signature) and by signing this document with the set conditions above both parties agree to these set conditions.



___________________________                                           _____________________________ ________-
My signature, date                                                              jeffs signature, date





This is what i have so far...
« Last Edit: November 08, 2009, 09:57:33 PM by Flipperk »
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Offline bravoa8

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Re: And on 2012...
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2009, 09:53:37 PM »
 :rofl Your going to get alot of stuff on Dec. 22 2012

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Re: And on 2012...
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2009, 10:02:21 PM »
Flip, if you get that signed, watch out for hitmen. :noid
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Re: And on 2012...
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2009, 10:02:47 PM »
props  :O

I wish I had friends that gullible  :rofl
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Re: And on 2012...
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2009, 10:26:29 PM »
:rofl Your going to get alot of stuff on Dec. 22 2012

Yea, hes gonna get a mortgage and car payments  :aok
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Re: And on 2012...
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2009, 10:30:53 PM »
Yea, hes gonna get a mortgage and car payments  :aok


Nope, Relistate and a vehicle that I can sell  :aok
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Re: And on 2012...
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2009, 10:51:23 PM »
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Re: And on 2012...
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2009, 10:58:19 PM »
Yep.....that might as well be written on the funny papers signed in crayon.

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Re: And on 2012...
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2009, 10:59:53 PM »

This story was all over the  news this week,see below. Was believed to take milions of years for the plate tectonics  drift , but in few  days a giant crack 35 miles long formed  in Africa. Was funny how they put it: "we are witnessing the birth of new ocean" , like  watching a pet giving birth: there's no birth without pain, i can't imagine a huge chunk of Africa splashing in the  Indian Ocean without damaging something.
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