My god if this isn't Romeo and Juliet in silk scarves and rideing boots.
All we need now is for a pig and a muppet to elope. Ardyyyyyyyy.....so who's the special muppet? I noticed you've been spending allotta time alone in the DA with someone.
Pater Twitchy dost thou truely beleive all thy pigglletts hold close to your hearth each cycle of night? Or does thou accept this feined rapture with Nyx as some simple boyish trist in the evening dew? But nod the word and poisened blades are ready. Angles in heaven will fall striken and even the almighty will shed a tear if ever the loins of a muppet spew forth a spawn of the barn yard.....
Only Pigs shall begat Pigs as so the almighty never granted the spark of life to woven fabric or floor coverings...... Jim Henson r.i.p.