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Offline newz

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Porker Generals Strut Their Stuff!
« on: December 08, 2009, 02:02:43 PM »
To all the lil generals who constantly preach the "art of porking" and how "sad" it is
that the "knights" don't pork.

Warning large type ahead...........

Guess what? Folk don't pork because it's boring!
Got it?

We got a little lesson from the pork generals last night......
"see we pokers porked the rook front while you were doing FA furballing and now look.....
there are almost no red dar bars along the rook front."

 :rolleyes:X10K

To you and your ilk, the disappearance of red dar bars is a good thing. :headscratch:
To those who have a playing style like myself, plenty of red dar bars means loads of action
and hence fun.

So please would you kindly stop "running" your silly little mouths about how the rest of us suck.
You do your "dirt farming"/ copyright shuffler? and we'll do our combat. Okie Dokie?





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Re: Porker Generals Strut Their Stuff!
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2009, 02:04:52 PM »
why on earth would you want aerial combat in  a massively multiplayer Online game?

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Re: Porker Generals Strut Their Stuff!
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2009, 02:10:53 PM »
Pork is good!


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Re: Porker Generals Strut Their Stuff!
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2009, 02:18:48 PM »
PORK  .... the other white meat.

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Re: Porker Generals Strut Their Stuff!
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2009, 02:28:22 PM »
To all the lil generals

It helps if you keep a perspective on where these guys are coming from. They all suck in fighters so they try to find meaning in the game by attempting to dictate gameplay through country channel rants.

You can bet if they are regularly crying about their chess piece losing the war, they suck in fighters.
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Re: Porker Generals Strut Their Stuff!
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2009, 02:35:06 PM »
PORK  .... the other white meat.

 :devil

I had some pork on sunday it wasn't that cheap but tough as old boots!!!   :mad:  think i'll have chicken next week.
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Re: Porker Generals Strut Their Stuff!
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2009, 02:55:52 PM »
worth it for good crackling   mmmmmmmmmmm
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Re: Porker Generals Strut Their Stuff!
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2009, 03:33:16 PM »
To all the lil generals who constantly preach the "art of porking" and how "sad" it is
that the "knights" don't pork.

Warning large type ahead...........

Guess what? Folk don't pork because it's boring!
Got it?

We got a little lesson from the pork generals last night......
"see we pokers porked the rook front while you were doing FA furballing and now look.....
there are almost no red dar bars along the rook front."

 :rolleyes:X10K

To you and your ilk, the disappearance of red dar bars is a good thing. :headscratch:
To those who have a playing style like myself, plenty of red dar bars means loads of action
and hence fun.

So please would you kindly stop "running" your silly little mouths about how the rest of us suck.
You do your "dirt farming"/ copyright shuffler? and we'll do our combat. Okie Dokie?








I probably agree with what you are saying but I cant bring myself to read it.

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Re: Porker Generals Strut Their Stuff!
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2009, 03:47:42 PM »
Pork On The Way . :D
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Re: Porker Generals Strut Their Stuff!
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2009, 03:48:08 PM »
To all the lil generals who constantly preach the "art of porking" and how "sad" it is
that the "knights" don't pork.

Warning large type ahead...........

Guess what? Folk don't pork because it's boring!
Got it?

We got a little lesson from the pork generals last night......
"see we pokers porked the rook front while you were doing FA furballing and now look.....
there are almost no red dar bars along the rook front."

 :rolleyes:X10K

To you and your ilk, the disappearance of red dar bars is a good thing. :headscratch:
To those who have a playing style like myself, plenty of red dar bars means loads of action
and hence fun.

So please would you kindly stop "running" your silly little mouths about how the rest of us suck.
You do your "dirt farming"/ copyright shuffler? and we'll do our combat. Okie Dokie?







maybe some people find furballing boring, furball lake is a good place to go for that. The 'porkers' are no doubt saving your own front line bases from getting trashed so you can enjoy your furballing. Your AH experience may just be a little better if you tried all aspects of the game, but hey, Its your $15

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Re: Porker Generals Strut Their Stuff!
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2009, 03:53:43 PM »
It helps if you keep a perspective on where these guys are coming from. They all suck in fighters so they try to find meaning in the game by attempting to dictate gameplay through country channel rants.

You can bet if they are regularly crying about their chess piece losing the war, they suck in fighters.
Normally I'd let this hubris go by without comment, but you speak of perspective.

If all of us who "suck in fighters" left the game, there would only be a few hundred people left.  Perhaps HTC needs to make private arenas available for elitists to enjoy excluding the unwashed masses.  Then those who are opposite of "sucking" - those that "blow in fighters" - could self actualize.

With that said, I do not condone country channel rants, either.  The OP is a rant against rants ... can't we all just get along?
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Re: Porker Generals Strut Their Stuff!
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2009, 03:58:28 PM »
Porking front line bases just means your losing your frontline fight. Which means your hording some undefended base somewhere. :rolleyes:
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Re: Porker Generals Strut Their Stuff!
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2009, 04:00:26 PM »
maybe some people find furballing boring, furball lake is a good place to go for that. The 'porkers' are no doubt saving your own front line bases from getting trashed so you can enjoy your furballing. Your AH experience may just be a little better if you tried all aspects of the game, but hey, Its your $15

If you knew anything about furballing you'd know that the so-called furball lake.... is not.
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Re: Porker Generals Strut Their Stuff!
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2009, 04:01:54 PM »
Actually I find alot of todays generals dont even pork actually they dont defend bases at all........they just go for the most field captures in the tour..........and their name is DogBite :devil
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Re: Porker Generals Strut Their Stuff!
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2009, 04:04:04 PM »
Normally I'd let this hubris go by without comment, but you speak of perspective.

If all of us who "suck in fighters" left the game, there would only be a few hundred people left.  Perhaps HTC needs to make private arenas available for elitists to enjoy excluding the unwashed masses.  Then those who are opposite of "sucking" - those that "blow in fighters" - could self actualize.

With that said, I do not condone country channel rants, either.  The OP is a rant against rants ... can't we all just get along?

They already have one for those that do not feel they are up to snuff. It is called the Training Arena. Why add more arenas.
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