Jonah's Commandments for Fun

[Jonah]

I'll expect no less than the worst and best hater comments after I say these commandments on what I believe is proper AH behavior:

1) Thou shall not fly planes below 30 ENY value  

2) Thou shall not loveth thy HO's  

3) Only 4 nuts to a fight  

4) Thou shall never bomb GV's  

5) If thou art a spit, you dont need to breathe

6) Skill shalt recognize skill with a <S>  

7) Thou shalt not knock the hustle  

8) Thou shalt not snitch(spy)  

9) Thou shalt play only for fun  

10) Its no fun if the squaddies gettin none  

[palef]

You can stick number 5 up your bottom, whale bait.

[waystin2]

You can stick number 5 up your bottom , whale bait.

Ditto.  I look forward to you trying to extinguish my breath. 

As far as #3, what about folks like Betty & Shegotya?  DOH!

[Jonah]

good one pale, waystin, but i stand by it 

i dunno waystin, ill have to ask betty next time im knight. its supposed to mean only 2 people to a fight.

i have the most fun fighting one on one in the game, and im all about fun and enjoyment.

if ur jumping in the fight, your knocking my hustle(see commandment 7)

[gyrene81]

Do you guys just sit around and come up with stuff like this off the tops of your heads?


I agree with #5...but only if it's a 14 or 16...

i have the most fun fighting one on one in the game, and im all about fun and enjoyment.

if ur jumping in the fight, your knocking my hustle(see commandment 7)

Sounds more like instant personal gratification...what if the other person wants someone else to jump in on the fight...I guess that would be TTFY and there goes your "one on one".

[Jonah]

if you need another plane in addition to yours to kill somebody than neither of you are worth playing with in my opinion.
 if i drag someone away and they follow me to get into a one on one fight, then it is clear TO ME that from that action of following me away from everyone that they dont want anyone to jump in either. if they did want someone to jump in, then they would not have followed me away from the group. u see the logic here?

[SIK1]

Is your in game name Jonah01?

[TonyJoey]

You can stick number 5 up your bottom, whale bait.

Ditto

[Flayed]

  If this is the same Jonah that I'm thinking of in game you can add      (Jonah shall not pm people calling them F****** after you kill his PT boat with your LVT2).     Frankly that was just a funny kill.         

 If this is a different Jonah then you may ignore this

[gyrene81]

if you need another plane in addition to yours to kill somebody than neither of you are worth playing with in my opinion.
 if i drag someone away and they follow me to get into a one on one fight, then it is clear TO ME that from that action of following me away from everyone that they dont want anyone to jump in either. if they did want someone to jump in, then they would not have followed me away from the group. u see the logic here?

Very good thing I don't value your opinion...what do you do when 2 people start chasing you, just keep running?

[Masherbrum]

Jonah = FBnutz

[Motherland]

4) Thou shall never bomb GV's unless you have 200 tuned 

Fixed

[Jonah]

haha yea i do drink alot, and when i do i private message all kinds of nasty things flayed. but it depends on how uncivil and nasty others are to me at that particular time, but i am a nice guy overall. i apologize if i said somehting wierd. yes i used to be FBnutz and im always reminded. if 2 ppl start chasing u then fight both of em as best u can.

[Masherbrum]

haha yea i do drink alot, and when i do i private message all kinds of nasty things flayed. but it depends on how uncivil and nasty others are to me at that particular time, but i am a nice guy overall. i apologize if i said somehting wierd. yes i used to be FBnutz and im always reminded. if 2 ppl start chasing u then fight both of em as best u can.

Alcohol is not an excuse for lack of self-control.   When you start "blaming alcohol", you should seek help.   

[Jonah]

Anyhow

1) Thou shall not fly planes below 30 ENY value 

2) Thou shall not loveth thy HO's 

3) Only 4 nuts to a fight 

4) Thou shall never bomb GV's 

5) If thou art a spit, you dont need to breathe

6) Skill shalt recognize skill with a <S> 

7) Thou shalt not knock the hustle 

8) Thou shalt not snitch(spy) 

9) Thou shalt play only for fun 

10) Its no fun if the squaddies gettin none