You seem a little unfamiliar with the way things really work . He obviously has a sense of entitlement , or he would not be so brazen . How does the tresspassing law read where you live . A front yard even gated in most places would not qualify for a criminal charge <unless posted>. The value of the cigar would not be enough for a cop to mess with the paperwork . Any LEO's out there ? They would know better then I would . What charges and what penaltys ?
I can assure you that after contributing to global warming for 50 years I know how things work...
The majority of college kids and twenty somethings might think it is entertaining to dip cigars in urine, feces or pepper oil...to "teach this guy a lesson"...but that won't teach him a single thing other than to plant a seed of revenge in this guys mind...further it opens the original poster to potential and severe civil litigation...
No....No... No...
Simply confront the individual, explain if he enters your property again you will file charges, offer him a free cigar and ask him to leave...
If he laughs it off and is insolent...simply call the police, report an intruder, explain the circumstances of the intrusion to the officer and the interaction you had...
It really is that simple...
You don't need to wipe cigars in potentially hazardous body fluids or chemicals with the intent to harm...and you do not need to open up an avenue of civil claim for damage by posting a frat boy video on You Tube...
Act and think like an adult who has something to lose...something to protect...the first thing that should be going through the OP's mind is what possible liablity, damage or threat could "I" possibly bring upon myself by choosing a course of action...
Wake up and Grow Up...that's my advice.
Oneway