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Offline dud

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #60 on: July 29, 2010, 11:11:26 AM »
We have "Shark Week", sharks have "Chuck Norris Week".
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #61 on: July 29, 2010, 01:22:05 PM »
Quote from: minke on July 29, 2010, 11:02:17 AM
Chuck did not kick that car -

A - It is still in 1 piece

B - It is still on the planet

C - It would be travelling faster than light and therefore impossible to photograph

Thats because all he did was touch it with his little toe  :O


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Offline minke

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #62 on: July 29, 2010, 01:33:56 PM »
but if chuck accidently stubbed his toe, the whole planet would stop rotating and we would all fly off into space
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #63 on: July 29, 2010, 02:18:09 PM »
Chuck Norris is TOO dangerous to keep on this planet......he must be destroyed.
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Offline Rhah

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #64 on: July 29, 2010, 04:37:26 PM »
chuck norris can divide by zero

there is no such thing as global warming. chuck norris was cold so he turned the sun up
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #65 on: July 29, 2010, 08:25:40 PM »
Chuck Norris is do tough he has to use hedge clippers tpo rtrim his beard.
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Offline Blooz

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #66 on: July 29, 2010, 09:10:59 PM »
Chuck Norris' rice crispies don't say a thing.
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #67 on: July 29, 2010, 09:53:00 PM »
Anyone who reads Harry Potter knows that Neville Longbottom is the new Chuck Norris.

Cause when Chuck Norris sees a boggart, it turns into Neville Longbottom
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #68 on: July 29, 2010, 09:53:16 PM »
Quote from: ebfd11 on July 29, 2010, 08:25:40 PM
Chuck Norris is do tough he has to use hedge clippers tpo rtrim his beard.

1 tequila
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Chuck Norris just wiped the horse poo off his boot on your rear end.  The bruise is permanent.  

*spits beer out nose

Indeed Muzzy
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Offline curry1

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #69 on: July 29, 2010, 10:16:13 PM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on July 29, 2010, 09:53:16 PM
1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila

Floor

Chuck Norris just wiped the horse poo off his boot on your rear end.  The bruise is permanent.  

*spits beer out nose

Indeed Muzzy

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Offline froger

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #70 on: July 29, 2010, 10:55:05 PM »
Quote from: Rhah on July 29, 2010, 04:37:26 PM
chuck norris can divide by zero

there is no such thing as global warming. chuck norris was cold so he turned the sun up


It don't get much better than that  :rofl
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #71 on: July 30, 2010, 08:31:44 AM »
Quote from: curry1 on July 29, 2010, 10:16:13 PM
:headscratch:

I think he was referring to the horrible spelling of ebfd11.
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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #72 on: July 30, 2010, 09:05:28 AM »
Quote from: fbWldcat on July 30, 2010, 08:31:44 AM
I think he was referring to the horrible spelling of ebfd11.
roger that he PMed me and my  :headscratch:  I feel stupid now especially because I read the Harry Potter books lol.
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Offline druski85

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #73 on: July 30, 2010, 09:14:30 AM »
Quote from: Blooz on July 29, 2010, 09:10:59 PM
Chuck Norris' rice crispies don't say a thing.

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Offline BMathis

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Re: Norris'ism
« Reply #74 on: July 30, 2010, 03:15:28 PM »
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
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