Compulsive Liars

[321BAR]

i own senator kerry's yaht... you want it for 2.5 mil?

rapists/molesters #1
liars #2
thieves #3
evil clowns #4
AoM 30mm rounds #5

[ink]

He deleted all his comments, but everyone knows already.

cool

the world is so much smaller now

[fbWldcat]

Top 10 lies I've heard in my lifetime.

10. The fish was THIS LONG.
9. I never HO and I never will
8. If you work hard there is no limit to what you can do (I'd make a crack at politics but I'd prefer to keep my account). 
7. I didn't do it
6. No, that isn't *happy* at all...
5. This here is a Ford Oldsmobile 1999 (True, there are idiots out there [by the way it was actually an old Ford Mustang 1969 fastback, go figure]).   Some people should look up what they are trying to sell.
4. It was like that when I got here
3. The pen is mightier than the sword. That may be so to scholars, but on a battlefield, a pen isn't going to do anything against an old Scottish Claymore. 
2. This stuff really works. (No thank you Sully, Billy or Vince).
1. Santa Claus died and daddy is the one who is giving presents now.

[Jayhawk]

Top 10 lies I've heard in my lifetime.

10. The fish was THIS LONG.
9. I never HO and I never will
8. If you work hard there is no limit to what you can do (I'd make a crack at politics but I'd prefer to keep my account). 
7. I didn't do it
6. No, that isn't *happy* at all...
5. This here is a Ford Oldsmobile 1999 (True, there are idiots out there [by the way it was actually an old Ford Mustang 1969 fastback, go figure]).   Some people should look up what they are trying to sell.
4. It was like that when I got here
3. The pen is mightier than the sword. That may be so to scholars, but on a battlefield, a pen isn't going to do anything against an old Scottish Claymore. 
2. This stuff really works. (No thank you Sully, Billy or Vince).
1. Santa Claus died and daddy is the one who is giving presents now.

You forgot the most common lie usually used by girlfriends and wives:  "I'm fine"

Often followed by a long argument.

[fbWldcat]

Ah yes, new list, my memory is not the best when I've been up all day so let me make a few adjustments.

Top 10 lies I've heard in my lifetime.

11. The fish was THIS LONG.
10. I never HO and I never will
9. If you work hard there is no limit to what you can do (I'd make a crack at politics but I'd prefer to keep my account). 
8. I didn't do it
7. No, that isn't *happy* at all...
6. This here is a Ford Oldsmobile 1999 (True, there are idiots out there [by the way it was actually an old Ford Mustang 1969 fastback, go figure]).   Some people should look up what they are trying to sell.
5. It was like that when I got here
4. The pen is mightier than the sword. That may be so to scholars, but on a battlefield, a pen isn't going to do anything against an old Scottish Claymore. 
3. This stuff really works. (No thank you Sully, Billy or Vince).
2. Santa Claus died and daddy is the one who is giving presents now.
1. "I'm fine" which is almost the best way to ensure a relationship ending argument.
ROMEO- Babe, yaknow, I think you look the same as you were when you were alive, but still sad.
Juliete (mind)- "I'm fine."
ROMEO- Soooooo Ima drink this poison which if I had the strength of 20 men it would do away with me even as swift.
Juliete- You really think this a good idea?
ROMEO- Whoopsy, already dran-

FIN

*Takes a bow* 

[FYB]

You forgot the most common lie usually used by girlfriends and wives:  "I'm fine"

Often followed by a long argument.

Or when they say " No, you're right", at least they give you the rest of the day before they dump you. *Sigh*  

[fbWldcat]

Or when they say " No, you're right", at least they give you the rest of the day before they dump you. *Sigh* 

Crying sense is tingling. We've all been dumped before..... everyone except... Chuck Norris.

[eagl]

I know a person who is a compulsive liar. He lies about everything, and recently he told me he had 139 hours logged and had soloed before the age of 16. Im going to prove him wrong, he says they are loopholes but i know he is lying. He says due to the fact that his parents own an aviation shop he can get his license through the company before he turns 16. I know there are some CFI's on here, and i would LOVE to know if there are any answers to this question.

I think this story is a lie. 

 

 

[sntslilhlpr6601]

My sister had a boyfriend like this last year.

He turned out to be married.

A shame he is bigger than me...

[5anders]

He deleted all his comments, but everyone knows already.

Probably could have found a different way to deal with this, than trying to embarrass him in front of everyone.  If you don't like him ignore the kid.

 

His cousin said that his parents are dirt poor, and he has never been out of the country.
EPIC WIN!

Seriously you're really showing your age here.  How is it his fault he doesn't have money.  He didn't choose that life.  I grew up without money, and I'm sure a lot of people that play this game did also. Guess what?  I consider myself much better off now than a lot of the kids from my class that had money.  I OWN my own house and two nice trucks all three are paid off, and I'm only 23.  Care to guess where a lot of the people I graduated with are at this very moment that had money?  Living with mom and dad BECAUSE mom and dad gave them everything and they don't know how to make it on there own.  EPIC WIN?  Wrong!  EPIC FAIL!

[Lepape2]

Good stories Tupac and Ink.

"Never argue with and idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" - (I don't remember whom I got that from)

[Getback]

One of life's toughest lessons is learning not to give people political power over you. By political power I mean false power. Power that they actually don't have but you and they think they do. Its a method of control. Like one poster said, ignore them.

Like a woman told me one time. One of the women she knew would irritate her in some manner every time they met. It bothered her so much she told it to a counselor. The counselor said, why are you giving this woman power over you.

[Tigger29]

I think this story is a lie. 

 

 

I kind of got that feeling too.. I mean.. he deletes his facebook account... and THEN he deletes his comments?!  Wouldn't they get deleted in the first place when the facebook account was deleted?

Strange things are happening at Hitech High...

[druski85]

[Serenity]

I think this story is a lie. 

 

 

lol!

How did I know you would post this here?

I had to jump in to this, seeing as I DID get all my certs as young as possible I knew the age requirements well. All he did was try to tell us he wasn't REALLY saying what we thought he was and therefore he was right... Usually I would do the mature thing and walk away, but it was the middle of the night, I was stuck alone in the living room in New Orleans with no idea how I got there, and nothing better to do!