Ah yes, new list, my memory is not the best when I've been up all day so let me make a few adjustments.
Top 10 lies I've heard in my lifetime.
11. The fish was THIS LONG.
10. I never HO and I never will
9. If you work hard there is no limit to what you can do (I'd make a crack at politics but I'd prefer to keep my account).
8. I didn't do it
7. No, that isn't *happy* at all...
6. This here is a Ford Oldsmobile 1999 (True, there are idiots out there [by the way it was actually an old Ford Mustang 1969 fastback, go figure]). Some people should look up what they are trying to sell.
5. It was like that when I got here
4. The pen is mightier than the sword. That may be so to scholars, but on a battlefield, a pen isn't going to do anything against an old Scottish Claymore.
3. This stuff really works. (No thank you Sully, Billy or Vince).
2. Santa Claus died and daddy is the one who is giving presents now.
1. "I'm fine" which is almost the best way to ensure a relationship ending argument.
ROMEO- Babe, yaknow, I think you look the same as you were when you were alive, but still sad.
Juliete (mind)- "I'm fine."
ROMEO- Soooooo Ima drink this poison which if I had the strength of 20 men it would do away with me even as swift.
Juliete- You really think this a good idea?
ROMEO- Whoopsy, already dran-
FIN
*Takes a bow*
