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Offline Muzzy

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2010, 08:50:14 AM »
While watching an episode of "Battlestar Galactica", you hear somebody mention the "Thorch Weave" over the radio chatter, which causes you to laugh hysterically, thereby alienating you from the other geeks in the room, who proceed to call you a geek.  You then spend the rest of the show explaining ACM as it applies to space combat, followed by a pointed discussion about whether you'd want to have Kara Thrace or Lee Adama as your wingman.  (Lee...Kara would leave you hanging to get the kill).
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Offline betty

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2010, 09:29:53 AM »
you know when you play AH too much if ...

you name your dog stuka...


and name your other dog tank...
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Offline guncrasher

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2010, 06:04:31 PM »
you know you are addicted to ah if you spend the days wondering if you will ever meet betty in person.


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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #33 on: August 18, 2010, 06:30:38 PM »
When you've got more invested in your gear and comp than your car is worth
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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2010, 07:26:40 PM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on August 18, 2010, 06:30:38 PM
When you've got more invested in your gear and comp than your house is worth

Fixed.
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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2010, 08:02:55 PM »
Quote from: BrownBaron on August 18, 2010, 07:26:40 PM
Fixed.

*glares* that was NOT for public consumption sir :P
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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #36 on: August 20, 2010, 09:54:27 AM »
Quote from: Muzzy on August 16, 2010, 08:33:44 PM
You know you play too much AH when....

....you stop for four months.
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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #37 on: August 20, 2010, 01:41:34 PM »
I just realized I was doing this today at 'lunch' I drive a standard shift car and

I'm starting to hold the stick like I hold my combatstick.  Thumb on top for my cannons :D

Had a kid pull out in front of me and thought about what a nice deflection shot I had. 
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Offline tmetal

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #38 on: August 20, 2010, 02:51:54 PM »
Too much AH when you install a toggle switch with the red safety cover for your after market fog lights on your truck.
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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2010, 01:59:43 PM »
You're driving along the interstate and you spot two hawks circling each other.  You roll down your window and shout  "Check it, bird! Check it! Check it!"

My clueless dog was wandering into a kitten ambush in the living room: "Lucky, check it...low kitten...Lucky check it!  Check it!"

Stats (out of 5)

Saxon Kitty

Acceleration: 5
Speed: 3
Climb rate: 5
Turn Rate: Unreal
Durability: 3
Armament: 8x 1mm Mark I Retractable CarpetShredders, 2x 2mm Needlefangs.

Lucky Dog


Acceleration: 3
Speed: 5
Climb Rate: 1
Turn Rate: 2
Durability: 5

Armament: 8x 3mm Non-Retractable Diggers, 2x 3mm SquirrelSnappers.

The dog stopped, sat down and looked at me, bewildered, and got jumped.  The kitten went vertical and got 3 feet of alt on him and those MK 1 Retractables are nasty.
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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #40 on: August 23, 2010, 03:22:02 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline Plawranc

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #41 on: August 23, 2010, 03:34:11 PM »
Not as cool as mine.

Female Cockatiel - Age 3 - Flying name: Minnie

Stats out of five:

Speed: 5
Acceleration: Godlike
Turn rate:3
Visibility: Unreal
Climb rate: 80 degree max
Durability: 4

Armament - 10 1 inch cuttlefish sharpened claws, 1 40 MM TATER BEAK

I walk into the living room and did not see her sitting on the top of the door. Thanks to my mitsu sound pack I hear flapping and SMACK, this bird dives into my head attacking furiously. GTFO OF MAI R00M B1TCH!!!!!

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2010, 05:23:20 PM »
Responded to one of the girls at work with "roger" the other day. She looked at me weird.
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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2010, 06:53:21 PM »
your immediate superior is named 'Roger' and you get a kick out of saying 'Roger Roger' then you start per-mutating aka Life of Brian to 'Wogea Wogea' and chuckle when he looks at you like you've killed all of your brain cells.   
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Offline Muzzy

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #44 on: August 23, 2010, 07:13:24 PM »
Quote from: Plawranc on August 23, 2010, 03:34:11 PM
Not as cool as mine.

Female Cockatiel - Age 3 - Flying name: Minnie

Stats out of five:

Speed: 5
Acceleration: Godlike
Turn rate:3
Visibility: Unreal
Climb rate: 80 degree max
Durability: 4

Armament - 10 1 inch cuttlefish sharpened claws, 1 40 MM TATER BEAK

I walk into the living room and did not see her sitting on the top of the door. Thanks to my mitsu sound pack I hear flapping and SMACK, this bird dives into my head attacking furiously. GTFO OF MAI R00M B1TCH!!!!!

Is it possible to be vulched by a Cockatiel?

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