You know you play too much AH when....

[Dichotomy]

of course it is if you're not keeping your SA up 

[BrownBaron]

Is it possible to be vulched by a Cockatiel?

It's his fault. He should have rolled from a base that wasn't CAP'd.

[321BAR]

...when you're on your rider mower and every time you turn it you are picturing lining up on another enemy... i actually did this

[fbWldcat]

When you shoot at a fake rabbit target from 50yds out, hit it in between the eyes and yell "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"

I often say that when those 262 noobs try to ho me in my trusty zeke... 20mms and 13.7mms alike

[Wildcat1]

.....when you reply to a friend's text with "cc"

.....when you suggest to the flight attendant that the pilot should hop into the tail gun of the jet to rudder-turn and make the turn smoother

.....when you are shooting a 240-Bravo with buddies, they're jumping through the roof, and you say "it's just a peashooter" (actually happened)

.....when you see a B-17 at an airshow and wonder where the drones are

.....when you watch "Pearl Harbor" and think "there's no way a P-40 should be out-turning a zeke"

[Muzzy]

When you're watching "Clash of the Titans" and you say, "WHOA! Check the low Kraken!"

[Shuffler]

.... folks notice you have an unusual fear of trees.

[Wildcat1]

.... folks notice you have an unusual fear of trees.

....and squirrels

[Dichotomy]

or an unusual fondness for sheep and giant squids?

[VonMessa]

or an unusual fondness for sheep and giant squids?

What do unusually tall Navy pilots have to do with it? 

[Dichotomy]

 

[Muzzy]

You spend an hour doing statistical analysis on your kill/death, kill/survival, kills by plane type, and killed by plane types, because you have to.

[Dichotomy]

.....when you watch "Pearl Harbor" and think "there's no way a P-40 should be out-turning a zeke"

Or you wonder why Rafes Spit doesn't stall out but yours does?

When an AH related site has an option for email alerts you give it the one you actually check automatically and not the one you give your lenders, bank, employers?

[fbWldcat]

When there is something behind your friend you want him/her to see, you say "check six."

[321BAR]

when you're talking to a friend and you say, "yeah they were giving me so much "ack" about it!" (like the wife ack thing)