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Re: We need YOUR help and a warning to all flying this Thanks Giving...
« Reply #135 on: November 21, 2010, 01:07:39 PM »
Racial, ethnic, etc.  They also have one of the safest airlines in the world.
Profiling is such a taboo in the U.S.  Unless a child goes missing, or a serial killer is on the loose.  Then suddenly profiling turns into a useful tool.

But for regular law enforcement and security, it's looked down upon.

Ah well, we'll reap what we sew.

profiling is taboo here in the us, because certain groups have campaigned against it. these groups "represent" some of the groups that are smeared due to the actions of their "types"

 as i said, it doesn't have to be, and shouldn't be racial. profiling can be done a number of ways.

 appearance, and actions, or how you carry yourself are two very useful ones.

no one that is going to do something is going to walk in perfectly normal. they're going to try to "blend", and in doing so, they'll make themselves stick out. they'll be somewhat "jittery" if that's the right word.

 police here in nj used to profile partly based on your car(the state troopers out on the turnpike especially). it was pretty certain that if you were driving a mercedes, lexus, bmw, etc. with limo tint, and all "pimped" out, and had out of state tags(especially florida), that you were gonna get stopped.
 and know what? 90% of those that they stopped were drug runners.

 profiling works. if they used that, all of this scanner/take off your smelly shoes/pat me down while i fart in your face crap would be unnecessary.
 
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Re: We need YOUR help and a warning to all flying this Thanks Giving...
« Reply #136 on: November 21, 2010, 01:17:04 PM »
There's an idea.. eat a plate of beans an hour before your flight.  You won't be popular but you'll be remembered  :t
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Re: We need YOUR help and a warning to all flying this Thanks Giving...
« Reply #137 on: November 21, 2010, 01:23:20 PM »
There's an idea.. eat a plate of beans an hour before your flight.  You won't be popular but you'll be remembered  :t
you've no idea how much i been thinking about that.......along with a friggin ginormous dildo down my pants too.........let em pat that down, as i moan...... :devil
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Re: We need YOUR help and a warning to all flying this Thanks Giving...
« Reply #138 on: November 21, 2010, 05:53:38 PM »
you DO mean the FRONT of your pants right?  :neener:
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Re: We need YOUR help and a warning to all flying this Thanks Giving...
« Reply #139 on: November 21, 2010, 07:47:26 PM »
Better yet, buy metallic duct tape and cut it into strips. Then take those strips and stick them to you abdomen and form words, things like;

'Suck this' (with arrow pointing down)

'TSA gets off seeing me naked'

This way, when you go through the body scanner, they can discover how you really feel.

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Re: We need YOUR help and a warning to all flying this Thanks Giving...
« Reply #140 on: November 21, 2010, 08:29:15 PM »
Better yet, buy metallic duct tape and cut it into strips. Then take those strips and stick them to you abdomen and form words, things like;

'Suck this' (with arrow pointing down)

'TSA gets off seeing me naked'

This way, when you go through the body scanner, they can discover how you really feel.



Can they arrest me or anything for doing that? Im flying december 10th, and i want some ideas.
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Re: We need YOUR help and a warning to all flying this Thanks Giving...
« Reply #141 on: November 21, 2010, 08:53:57 PM »
Can they arrest me or anything for doing that? Im flying december 10th, and i want some ideas.

duct tape on an airliner? Are you crazy man? Have you not seen what macguyver could do with a roll of duct tape?

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Re: We need YOUR help and a warning to all flying this Thanks Giving...
« Reply #142 on: November 21, 2010, 10:34:55 PM »
you DO mean the FRONT of your pants right?  :neener:

WAIT??!!

they're supposed to go in the FRONT?????  :uhoh :noid
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Re: We need YOUR help and a warning to all flying this Thanks Giving...
« Reply #143 on: November 21, 2010, 10:35:47 PM »
duct tape on an airliner? Are you crazy man? Have you not seen what macguyver could do with a roll of duct tape?

i've seen what guppy, soulss, and shuffler can though.  :devil :noid
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Re: We need YOUR help and a warning to all flying this Thanks Giving...
« Reply #144 on: November 21, 2010, 10:38:29 PM »
you could always just pop some viagra before the flight  :devil  unless of course you feel 'underequiped' dichotomy

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Re: We need YOUR help and a warning to all flying this Thanks Giving...
« Reply #145 on: November 22, 2010, 11:00:23 AM »
Milo! But wait.  Why don't you ask questions and scratch the surface
of what is really behind the TSA baloney.

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Re: We need YOUR help and a warning to all flying this Thanks Giving...
« Reply #146 on: November 22, 2010, 11:16:14 AM »
On the news they said that it would take around 6 hours to body search one flight. I pretty sure that was the number.
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Re: We need YOUR help and a warning to all flying this Thanks Giving...
« Reply #147 on: November 22, 2010, 12:09:23 PM »
On the news they said that it would take around 6 hours to body search one flight. I pretty sure that was the number.

160 people on the average 500-1,200 mile flight in the United States.

160x 2 minute patdown= 320 minutes for each flight, if every passenger is groped.

5.33 hours, per plane.

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Re: We need YOUR help and a warning to all flying this Thanks Giving...
« Reply #148 on: November 22, 2010, 12:31:03 PM »
if any of you care, nj101.5 is talking about this right now.......you can listen live on the web. they mentioned that even isreals head of transportation security says we're doing it wrong....and the profiling came up again.

 also, for those that care, the best governer in the us will be on that very same station live tonight at 7pm eastern.
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