There is still something really fishy about this story. (which is being reported many places now. )
Kimi made over $50,000,000 a year with Ferrari, one of the biggest sports contracts ever, he was offered an F1 seat last year by Toyota (before they pulled out) but turned it down because he wanted a better car and bigger contract. He went to WRC because even though it was a lot less money, he said that rallying was his true passion.
Now he's gonna go to NASCAR??

Starting fresh with a car that likely won't be competitive (new teams never are) where it is not likely he can make anywhere near F1 money?!?! I don't know what's in his mind, but this move seems very, very odd to me. Maybe he's been hitting the vodka a little too hard. Or else he's just trying to build up his "ICE" or whatever it is brand, wherever he can. Or maybe F1 and WRC won't have him anymore because of his lazy attitude and off-track antics so NASCAR is his last resort. Maybe he knows he can make more money in NASCAR then WRC, but then what happened to rallying being his passion. Or it's all a big April fools joke.
I would have more expected him to go into a league like IRL or American LeMans before NASCAR.

Unless it's all about money, which is the only logical conclusion I can reach, that he burned to many bridges in F1 to go back, so he's going where the next most money is. But since Ferrari paid him nearly $200 million I still don't get it.
Widewing...
Why you're trying to use a one time publicity stunt with a handicapped F1 car to prove Jeff Gordon is somehow the greatest unknown open-wheel racer is beyond me. NASCAR is not, and will never be in competition with Formula 1 for fans, sponsors, venues, or driver talent, they are two different worlds. (actually just the USA and then the rest of the world) I really have no idea what you're trying to prove. Most NASCAR fans I know are able to take a joke, it's just an easy sport to make fun of, (like curling, or bowling, or snooker ) learn to lighten up and laugh at yourself a little bit. Take me as an example, I'm a curling fan for pete's sake. Go ahead, make fun of curling, I don't care.
Too fast in one section, actually, as he blew his line and lost time.

Yea, they have these things on real race tracks called corners, and you have to place your foot firmly on that squarish pedal next to the long skinny one or else you can't go 'round them.

P.S. How many NASCAR drivers does it take to screw in a light bulb????
Trick question, it's impossible they can only turn left.
(yes I know it takes lots of talent to race NASCAR, the above jokes are purely satire, relax.)