He he he, nice Bailey - had a similiar one once on my way back from a fishing match. My friend and I were sat at lights, just talking while waiting for em to change. 2am in the morning. Got some numpty pull up next to me in a cheap, small engined car, with lots of body panels and a noise making exhaust. Looked over at me and rev'd his engine. I looked back and rev'd my engine. Lights change, I slipped it into reverse and went backwards - my friend was wetting himself laughing, the guy in the other car almost crashed looking around for me, and I had to pull over cos I coudnt drive I was laughing so hard. Once we got back moving, decided to drop the hammer a little, caught him before the motorway and left him for dead.
Mind you, my car at the time was a 4 wheel drive calibra, with a much bigger engine, with a twin turbo, uprated gearbox, drive train, brakes etc etc - fast as anything.
Much too old to do that sort of thing now, driving around in a 1991 ford escort pony, 1.9. Been sat in the desert for 7 years, we changed the oil, changed the battery, did a couple of other things, and the damn thing started right up.
Wurzel