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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #30 on: April 04, 2011, 07:25:43 PM »
Quote from: Penguin on April 04, 2011, 05:45:39 PM
No, I don't, the only thing I know about breasts is what I learned in science.

Moray- care to add anything I've missed? I'm all ears. :salute

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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2011, 07:31:27 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on April 04, 2011, 07:25:43 PM
Once you find the valley, science is out the window   :aok

Actually, it just becomes a more specific science... Anatomy.  :aok
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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2011, 08:36:58 PM »
I am thouroughly confused.

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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2011, 08:51:25 PM »
Quote from: Pigslilspaz on April 03, 2011, 03:39:40 PM
You obviously not had a tumble with a well endowed woman. Actually, I think I'm gonna have to pay my girlfriend a visit now  :D :devil.

I don't think he's gotten past the "girl's have cooties" stage, if he ever will.

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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2011, 08:53:33 PM »
Ah, the golden palace of the Himalayas. How I grin to the memories of the ascent.
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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #35 on: April 04, 2011, 09:03:20 PM »
Quote from: Penguin on April 04, 2011, 05:45:39 PM
No, I don't, the only thing I know about breasts is what I learned in science.

Moray- care to add anything I've missed? I'm all ears. :salute

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I learn more about em off my gf then i ever could in science  :rolleyes: just sayin  :lol
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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2011, 04:04:57 PM »
I don't think girls have cooties, it's just that I'm lazy and cheap.

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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2011, 04:24:54 PM »
Quote from: Penguin on April 05, 2011, 04:04:57 PM
I don't think girls have cooties, it's just that I'm lazy and cheap.

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Cooties was thought up so that people wouldn't start dating til middle and high school, but I was one of those people who had the brains to know that was total bull. (I was a straight A student back then, but now i'm straight F and C) but i had my first girl friend in 2nd grade
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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2011, 04:45:39 PM »
Quote from: F22RaptorDude on April 05, 2011, 04:24:54 PM
Cooties was thought up so that people wouldn't start dating til middle and high school, but I was one of those people who had the brains to know that was total bull. (I was a straight A student back then, but now i'm straight F and C) but i had my first girl friend in 2nd grade

You beat me by a year.  I was in third grade and I dated a second grader (creepy, isn't it).  After that, I didn't really go after girls until one went after me.  Then I stopped again.  Romance has never really interested me, then again, neither has friendship.

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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2011, 06:27:16 PM »
Quote from: Penguin on April 05, 2011, 04:45:39 PM
You beat me by a year.  I was in third grade and I dated a second grader (creepy, isn't it).  After that, I didn't really go after girls until one went after me.  Then I stopped again.  Romance has never really interested me, then again, neither has friendship.

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got that right! I like to separate myself from the crowd of popular know nothing morons and just be happy with myself. I have 2 friends, very close, thats it, girls come and go but i've never gotten attached lol and as for that girl in 2nd grade, we dated til 7th lol
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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #40 on: April 05, 2011, 06:55:44 PM »
Quote from: F22RaptorDude on April 05, 2011, 06:27:16 PM
lol and as for that girl in 2nd grade, we playdated til 7th lol

Fixed that for you  :aok
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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #41 on: April 05, 2011, 07:03:38 PM »
Quote from: EskimoJoe on April 05, 2011, 06:55:44 PM
Fixed that for you  :aok
:lol Nah you just made yourself look pathetic  :rofl
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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2011, 07:15:40 PM »
You're one to talk  ;)
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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #43 on: April 05, 2011, 07:23:53 PM »
Quote from: eagl on April 03, 2011, 09:54:20 AM
Good.  Next week we'll discuss why men are fascinated by bewbies long after they are no longer their primary source of food.

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Re: Shotgun, Chainsaw, Flamethrower
« Reply #44 on: April 05, 2011, 07:25:11 PM »
Quote from: Pigslilspaz on April 03, 2011, 03:39:40 PM
You obviously not had a tumble with a well endowed woman. Actually, I think I'm gonna have to pay my girlfriend a visit now  :D :devil.

Don't dirty up your monitor :P
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