I mean, everybody already knew that your group was a hoard
of skilless monkies, but admitting half your squad can't even
get off the carrier?

By god, don't teach them how or anything!
He isn't kidding, last night a Knit carrier ran into a bishop carrier right before the Vhorde showed up, I fired my first salvo around 16k and the same time a handful of v's were taking off, boom 3 kills - only wish I had a screenshot because the second the round hit, someone turned that CV while another 5-6 were taking off and they splashed into the water. Only one I seen actually made it off the carrier out of the handful before the CV was sunk, I'm sure quite a few of those were ditches and the rest were screaming "Who turned the CV" in high pitched voices.
Same carrier, that 10 minutes ago had over 60 bish swarm an airfield, take it and leave it undefended for our carrier to retake it under 10 minutes.
I actually upped the second I seen that 60 vHorde zerg, by time I got to the field there wasn't a bishop in sight, they took the base and landed already onto the next NOE.