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Offline shegotya

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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #45 on: May 19, 2011, 05:18:45 PM »
Quote from: YGSM on May 19, 2011, 05:14:05 PM
Amen brother!  20 years and counting!!!!  work work work!  Aniversary.  Work work work!  Her birthday!  Diamonds and dinner.  Work Work Work!  My birthday!!!!!!  I get clothes......GRRRRRR

Congrats on the 20!!
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #46 on: May 19, 2011, 05:20:37 PM »
12 with the Ex- The original English mad cow, and will be 20 in December with my present wife.
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #47 on: May 19, 2011, 05:23:00 PM »
Quote from: xbrit on May 19, 2011, 05:20:37 PM
12 with the Ex- The original English mad cow, and will be 20 in December with my present wife.

 :rofl & Congrats brat!
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #48 on: May 19, 2011, 05:40:40 PM »
Quote from: shegotya on May 19, 2011, 05:17:25 PM
:huh

First and foremost not only would it be a HUGE mistake not to invite me the uninvite for the mere reason of being a CM seems a little harsh but, I understand you are naive to just how fun the CM team can be so I will cut you slack on that one.

Last but, for sure not least the real reason is I am too old ... party days are over so my aches and pains say! They need much rest and since my bedtime is probably your dinner time I could not make it anyway.  :D


Hope to see you on June 11th. maybe so I could slap ya' but, I could throw my back if I did so I'll be nice. :angel:


Gas prices are looking favorable enough, unfortunatley my headgasket blew while I was trying to get to the Planes of Fame at Chino this Saturday, so.....  I know, I was looking forward to the first time up there too, you wouldn't of had to of bent over at all to salp my 6'5" tall man-arse.

And you weren't invited because we already know all the CMs are good-natured and genuine people, and not because you're too good for us.
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Offline shegotya

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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #49 on: May 19, 2011, 06:39:24 PM »
Quote from: Babalonian on May 19, 2011, 05:40:40 PM
And you weren't invited because we already know all the CMs are good-natured and genuine people, and not because you're too good for us.

Nice save!  :aok


Be prepared for next years trip! if anything changes for this one let me know.
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #50 on: May 19, 2011, 09:32:56 PM »
Whisper in her ear that you paid her credit card bill. :aok
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #51 on: May 19, 2011, 10:26:03 PM »
The secret:

Be disinterested in pleasing them. Be interested in how they can please you, knowing full well you can always find another women.

The problem for men:

This is extremely difficult for men who actually have a soul to pull off.

The problem for women:

This quirk of female psychology almost guarantees they will fall in love with a string of soulless bastages and blow off whatever "nice guys" come their way, unless they are lucky enough to run into a genuinely nice guy who can pull off a seamless "soulless bastage" as needed.
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #52 on: May 20, 2011, 05:41:56 AM »
Quote from: BnZs on May 19, 2011, 10:26:03 PM
The secret:

Be disinterested in pleasing them. Be interested in how they can please you, knowing full well you can always find another women.

The problem for men:

This is extremely difficult for men who actually have a soul to pull off.

The problem for women:

This quirk of female psychology almost guarantees they will fall in love with a string of soulless bastages and blow off whatever "nice guys" come their way, unless they are lucky enough to run into a genuinely nice guy who can pull off a seamless "soulless bastage" as needed.


If I didnt fit that description id get nowhere, trust me on that.
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #53 on: May 20, 2011, 09:12:20 AM »
Quote from: shegotya on May 18, 2011, 06:26:21 PM
:aok 20 years here and I am the crazy one ... wait isn't that how this thread started?  :t
37 years in August this year for me!  :) I'm easily pleased......

....just don't annoy me!  :D
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #54 on: May 20, 2011, 09:15:44 AM »
Quote from: Babalonian on May 19, 2011, 05:05:12 PM
:rofl  :aok


Anytime you fellas want to drag your ladies and their younger single sisters in here to represent the genuine-good-female statistic in the AH BBS community, feel free to invite them to the party.  :devil  (Sorry SGY, CMs don't count. :bolt: )
How about retired CMs?  :)
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Offline shegotya

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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #55 on: May 20, 2011, 10:49:52 AM »
Quote from: Flossy on May 20, 2011, 09:12:20 AM
37 years in August this year for me!  :) I'm easily pleased......

....just don't annoy me!  :D

Whew 20 went by so fast but, 37 seems far away! Congrats!!

Good to see you Flossy.  :D
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Offline shegotya

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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #56 on: May 20, 2011, 10:51:07 AM »
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #57 on: May 20, 2011, 01:39:19 PM »
Quote from: shegotya on May 20, 2011, 10:49:52 AM
Whew 20 went by so fast but, 37 seems far away! Congrats!!

Good to see you Flossy.  :D
Thanks Shegotya.... good to see to.  :)
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #58 on: May 23, 2011, 11:29:04 PM »
Quote from: FiLtH on May 17, 2011, 10:06:50 PM
Pleasing woman is easy if you have the right woman.

pleasing women is easy if you know how...and i guess your idea works too, filth.
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #59 on: May 24, 2011, 02:08:23 AM »
Quote from: Wayout on May 15, 2011, 10:42:08 AM
Pleasing women.

Use your tongue...

...and congrats to all of you with succesful long marriages :aok
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