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Offline SuperDud

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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #30 on: June 19, 2011, 09:20:32 PM »
Talk(type) less.... listen(read) more. Your in the game with guys who've been at it for years and love to troll.
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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #31 on: June 19, 2011, 09:32:19 PM »
Back to the topic...good one :)

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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #32 on: June 19, 2011, 09:37:24 PM »
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Clueless is the correct description I believe.
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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #33 on: June 20, 2011, 12:33:34 PM »
ok, i know i'm going to regret asking this but...how did you "know", first hand experience or second hand rumor?

Hey Einstein, I don't think he means "dance" dance.  He means dance "Dance".  Get it?  :lol

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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #34 on: June 20, 2011, 01:43:16 PM »
Hey Einstein, I don't think he means "dance" dance.  He means dance "Dance".  Get it?  :lol

Now Grizz has to redo your card again
thanks for the compliment, did you come up with that on your own or did the same person who helps you tie your shoes help you write that? just a bit sad that no one can accuse you of possessing any real intellect.

he meant dance, as in fully clothed bodily movement in a vertical position to the beat of music.

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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #35 on: June 20, 2011, 01:56:48 PM »
did you come up with that on your own or did the same person who helps you tie your shoes help you write that?

I don't tie my shoes, so no, it was all me thank you  ;)
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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #36 on: June 20, 2011, 02:32:40 PM »
The banker met his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher in town.  Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride.
 
Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.
 
Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be.
 
Tom proudly said, "She'll turn twenty-one in November."
 
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.
 
Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, sensing that nature would take its own course.
 
Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
 
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.
 
"How's the new wife?", asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, "Great! And she's pregnant!"
 
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's that new hired hand?"
 
Without hesitating, Tom said, "Fine!  And she's pregnant too!!"
 
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Re: Father's day funny. Easily offended need not click on thread
« Reply #37 on: June 21, 2011, 06:35:44 AM »
I don't know how you do it penguin but you seem to put your foot right into your mouth in almost every thread your involved in.  :headscratch:
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