Dicta JUGgler AH2

[JUGgler]

Look at it this way, if you walk up to a young lady and say, "Hey you are really pretty for a fat chick", you aren't telling her she's pretty, your using your compliment of her being pretty to tell her she is fat.

OR are you saying she's pretty and fat? I think you reveal something about yourself here!

I have known plenty of girls who are pretty and fat, would they be offended to hear such truth? YES obviously, is it still the truth? YES obviously. Hell at the age of 43 my wife is puting on a little, she was and is still pretty. You see the presumed offence is in the eyes of the offended not necessarily in the eyes of the presumed offender! I think some truth has been spoke in the OPs statement and many folks' ego has been bruised by "their own" interpretation of said truth!



JUGgler

[waystin2]

OR are you saying she's pretty and fat? I think you reveal something about yourself here!

I have known plenty of girls who are pretty and fat, would they be offended to hear such truth? YES obviously, is it still the truth? YES obviously. Hell at the age of 43 my wife is puting on a little, she was and is still pretty. You see the presumed offence is in the eyes of the offended not necessarily in the eyes of the presumed offender! I think some truth has been spoke in the OPs statement and many folks' ego has been bruised by "their own" interpretation of said truth!



JUGgler

Gah Jug.   

[Ardy123]

This whole thread is about wanting to get validation for your garbage 'style'. Most people, if they disagree will just say 'to each his own', but all of you felt the need to promote your style with the unspoken pretext that you believe your style is better than Jugglers. Talk about arrogance, what makes you think your style is any better or worse than Jugglers, only because you choose to do it, and because you are the god's gift to AH?

So Juggler has a set of rules he plays by, so what.....



carry on...

[Zoney]

This whole thread is about wanting to get validation for your garbage 'style'. Most people, if they disagree will just say 'to each his own', but all of you felt the need to promote your style with the unspoken pretext that you believe your style is better than Jugglers. Talk about arrogance, what makes you think your style is any better or worse than Jugglers, only because you choose to do it, and because you are the god's gift to AH?

So Juggler has a set of rules he plays by, so what.....



carry on...

Ardy, JUGgler expressed his opinion, I expressed mine without namecalling, without negative innuendo, I do not understand how that now makes me arrogant or my style "garbage", nor do I believe I have ever thought or expressed that I was "Gods gift to AH".

Acually I agree with you and think the different ways each of us play actually makes gameplay more fun because of the diversity.  There is nothing that ever makes me angry about AH.  There is no one here that I dislike at best, my least favorite players here will be treated with respect at all times.  I also do not expect the same in return.

[Midway]

Ardy, JUGgler expressed his opinion, I expressed mine without namecalling, without negative innuendo, I do not understand how that now makes me arrogant or my style "garbage", nor do I believe I have ever thought or expressed that I was "Gods gift to AH".

Acually I agree with you and think the different ways each of us play actually makes gameplay more fun because of the diversity.  There is nothing that ever makes me angry about AH.  There is no one here that I dislike at best, my least favorite players here will be treated with respect at all times.  I also do not expect the same in return.

See quote number three in my sig. 

[Letalis]

#1- HO = Badform
      A: Never HO on 1st merge
      B: If not damaged by 1st merge HO allow your opponent the opportunity to redeam herself by realizing you DID
          NOT HO at the merge and continue accordingly
      C: If you've recieved damage or your female opponent HOd on the 2nd merge then by all means give her the
          "money face shot"! After all she is clearly asking for it

#2- VULCH = lame. It is NOT the "sport of kings", it is the "dance of queens"
      A: Never vulch
      B: Never vulch
      C: Never vulch

#3- CHERRYPICK AT THE EDGE OF A BASE= silly tardness.
      A: Never cherrypick the edge of a base, see vulching

#4- HORDE
      A: Do not join it
      B: Always fight against it

#5- COMMIT
      A: No matter the odds commit fully to your fight
      B: Never "skirt lift, panty soil, scramble to the vert". Commit yourself to the fight
      C: Running, If you run please COMMIT to it, DO NOT return to pik someone who just bested you

#6- Never enter a fight that you were not part of in the beginning, unless a friendly is out #d, this includes
      squadies! (they never ask for help anyway)

#7- ACK, IF your opponents are giving you room to move then NEVER run to it. IF they are cherryfesting you
      Then embrace it, become one with it. It is their silliness that forced the "ack hug"
   
#8- Become one with "JETRAGE"

#9- Never berate noobs for shabby gameplay, Always berate vets for shabby gameplay

#10- Survival is a poor excuse for timidness when there is so much revenge in the hangar     


Guidelines that I go by 



JUGgler     

Obviously Corky these are merely Jug's rules, clearly he did not wish to aggrandize himself or his play style, nor did he wish to express his views about those that would inevitably and repeatedly kill him. 
C'mon. You can support the play style, I have nothing against that. Passive-aggressive arrogance is another matter.

[Guppy35]

Obviously Corky these are merely Jug's rules, clearly he did not wish to aggrandize himself or his play style, nor did he wish to express his views about those that would inevitably and repeatedly kill him. 
C'mon. You can support the play style, I have nothing against that. Passive-aggressive arrogance is another matter.

That's the tweaking part of it.  But it's JUGgler, and he's as full of crap as any of the rest of us so I choose not to pay attention to that part

Gotta remember he's been corrupted a bit in the last few months.  A sure sign of that is the 'give in to the jet rage' bit.  There was a time he'd not have sunk so low as to get in a jet.  I can't help the company he keeps however

[Ardy123]

I can't help the company he keeps however

Muppets <3 Corky

[Guppy35]

<Smacks Ardy> 

I rest my case Letalis 

[Ardy123]

<Smacks Ardy>  

I rest my case Letalis  

ahh... I'm calling animal services, your abusing cute bunny rabbits, slapping them around and such!

how could you slap this

[Soulyss]

ahh... I'm calling animal services, your abusing cute bunny rabbits, slapping them around and such!

how could you slap this
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I keep trying to tell everyone that Guppy/CorkyJr is a ruthless tyrant but no one listens to me.  I mean no one listens to me anyway so I'm not sure why this should surprise me.

[JUGgler]

Hold the phone everyone! If you don't play like Jugler wants he is better than you because of the list provided.
Please have a heart and make his cartoon life easier by committing to honor his dickta. You only think it's your 15 bucks. I'm sure he doesn't think he's better than you because he may have observed these heretofore unpublished standards of conduct and you may have not. I'm sure it may be difficult for some of you to muster the cartoon courage necessary to repeatedly spam the same fighter against overwhelming odds. Take consolation in the fact that you have more courage than your opponent and will be able to share that fact with them on 200.  Comments like "lame", "lol" and "tard" can be dished out at your leisure with a clear conscience. This method of gaming will also benefit those of you who have a 5-minute attention span and think AH should more closely resemble such outstanding titles as "Blazing Angels" If you happen to be carrying out a base capture, you are to delay said plans to accommodate the gamey fun factor of the one "spawnspammer" who decides he should be allowed kills at that field. Have a heart, winning is for tards.  Thank you Jug for your insight. The source of your superiority and happiness are one and the same.

Mr pot meet Mr kettle, why hello Mr kettle  



JUGgler

[Guppy35]

ahh... I'm calling animal services, your abusing cute bunny rabbits, slapping them around and such!

how could you slap this
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You ever had a pet bunny?

My wife many years ago when the kids were little got the bright idea to have an actual bunny show up in the house for Easter.  Very cute little guy.  Of course  that wears off in a hurry and despite the cage and being in the basement, there was no way to keep things clean enough and the smell away.  I got over cute bunnies a while ago

[Slash27]

Easy there slugger...we Pigs have learned to live with one another despite having a difference of opinion on certain matters.

Just shooting back with the shotgun. Don't worry, I saw where you were standing. 

[Ardy123]

You ever had a pet bunny?

My wife many years ago when the kids were little got the bright idea to have an actual bunny show up in the house for Easter.  Very cute little guy.  Of course  that wears off in a hurry and despite the cage and being in the basement, there was no way to keep things clean enough and the smell away.  I got over cute bunnies a while ago

No, but I believe you, I had 2 birds and a turtle...