Im a dad

[EskimoJoe]

Why is she in a glass case?   I'm ignorant about the end-process of the birds and the bees, could someone enlighten me?

-Penguin

Because if she was in a bucket, the nurses wouldn't be able to see what's going on inside.

The top is not sealed.

Use. Google.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

[Pigslilspaz]

Because if she was in a bucket, the nurses wouldn't be able to see what's going on inside.

The top is not sealed.

Use. Google.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

go easy on him.

Penguin, she's in a baby bed at a hospital nursery, like this


where the babies go right after their born

[EskimoJoe]

go easy on him.

I was, and I had absolutely no reason to.

Meatwad! She's a cute little poop machine, that's for sure.

[Penguin]

go easy on him.

Penguin, she's in a baby bed at a hospital nursery, like this
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where the babies go right after their born

Ah, I think I've seen that in a movie somewhere.  Except there were rows upon rows of those glass beds, and the babies talked to each other (not in a creepy way, it was like those e-trade commercials).

-Penguin

[Guppy35]

Nice work Meatwad.  She's a beauty.  Now about not sleeping for the next 20 years

[bagrat]

Congratulations!