As for Midway, Bruv when you are done with the ankel humper let me know. Let's send him to Grizz and the Army of Muppets. I hear Grizz is lonely for love in all the wrong places.
And yes Shuffler, we will "train" you on how to fly the Spit 9. For you it's a tall order but once you leave your purdy, shiny little 38 with training wheels and get used to something a little...you know, flight worthy, we can train you just fine. Shall we sign you up? If so, bring a case of scotch, loaf of french bread, whip cream, rouge lipstick and a blindfold. Don't ask any questions, we'll be very detailed in our instructions. Have you ever milked a goat before? Oh whatever, we can teach you that too.
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