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Offline stealth

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School Sucks
« on: March 26, 2012, 04:59:20 PM »
Short and simple school is getting worse and worse. My school bans hugging, doing so will result in 2 days of out of school suspension. Yet I bring a pocket knife to school, swing it around at some boy who has tighter jeans then my sister and I don't even get the angry eye by the teachers.

In fact the only person in my school that isn't a student who makes sense, is my bloody language arts teacher. He's a retired army dude with tattoos all over his body and he's the only intelligent person around. Now I consider that just sad. Every other adult either was lonely as a child or ate paint chips as a kid, and grew up with the mindset that if you loose your V-Card before age 18 your worthless.

I hate school, the only nice thing is that "nice" girls go their to make me feel happy.(very happy)

School bans friendship-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gFP_kprL6I

Now what do you think?(this is your time to make jokes about me since this is a school topic, they better be funny)
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Re: School Sucks
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2012, 05:06:35 PM »
You drew your blade and it didn't taste blood?



EDIT: That may or may not be disgraceful, depending on whether it is or is not a personal attack on your knife fighting abilities. You may wish to go off of school grounds and hug it out with the boy in the tight jeans. Or maybe not.
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Re: School Sucks
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2012, 05:08:09 PM »
He had jeans tighter then rope that choked me yesterday. Now he's disgraceful against all men.
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Re: School Sucks
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2012, 05:15:40 PM »
Ah, teenage angst.  We needed more of that here...   :rolleyes:

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Re: School Sucks
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2012, 05:33:27 PM »
So show a little love and you get a two day vacation, or pull a knife like a scared squeak and be stuck there all day? I think you have it wrong, thy seem to be promoting peace and friendship to me.

However, you should really focus on the class and not the ink and learn the differences between their there and they're, along with loose and lose, and continuing on through your and you're to also include then and than.

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Re: School Sucks
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2012, 05:39:39 PM »


However, you should really focus on the class and not the ink and learn the differences between their there and they're, along with loose and lose, and continuing on through your and you're to also include then and than.



I actually have to stick up for young Stealth here. When I first heard him on vox ~2 years ago he would swear like a drunken sailor and couldn't spell his way out of a wet paper sack.

His spelling and grammar has improved dramatically. I hope he's curbed the foul language too.

However, I'm still going to give him a hard time for pulling a blade on a nancy-boy and not having the berries to use it, especially when bare knuckles should have sufficed.
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Re: School Sucks
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2012, 05:45:24 PM »
This Planet needs more slaves like you,so dont go to scool
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Re: School Sucks
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2012, 05:49:54 PM »
This Planet needs more slaves like you,so dont go to scool



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Re: School Sucks
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2012, 05:52:08 PM »
Banning friendship... ugh I wish I was still a brony  :cry


On the note of school sucks, I agree, in my math class me and one girl count how many times my teacher has a anger attack, today it was 7 with 2 people hit in the faces with markers...
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Re: School Sucks
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2012, 05:54:15 PM »
I actually have to stick up for young Stealth here. When I first heard him on vox ~2 years ago he would swear like a drunken sailor and couldn't spell his way out of a wet paper sack.

His spelling and grammar has improved dramatically. I hope he's curbed the foul language too.

However, I'm still going to give him a hard time for pulling a blade on a nancy-boy and not having the berries to use it, especially when bare knuckles should have sufficed.
I just wanted to cut his pants and see how tight they we're, and my language arts teacher is putting me in on the word differences wagon so I'll have that fixed shortly.
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Re: School Sucks
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2012, 05:55:10 PM »
I just wanted to cut his pants and see how tight they we're


Just stop now.

Please.
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Re: School Sucks
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2012, 06:01:32 PM »

Just stop now.

Please.
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Re: School Sucks
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2012, 06:22:39 PM »
yup they banned "PDA" at my kids school...."Public Display of affection"

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Re: School Sucks
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2012, 06:58:41 PM »
I would kick my sons arse up around his shoulders if he ever pulled a knife on someone. Just remember that what goes around comes around and I hope no one sticks you when you least expect it.

Believe it or not, your school years are just a blink of the eye compared to the rest of your life. But in that short time you're laying the foundation for who you'll be for the rest of your life. Don't waste these years worrying about silly stuff like hugs and holding hands. It means nothing in the big scheme of things. Just do your work and get through school the best you can.

And when you get out of there and move on , you probably won't see 99% of those school friends ever again. So please keep that blade in your pocket, or better yet at home. If you think school sucks, drive by the local state prison sometime. Gladiator school ain't no joke. If you screw up and get sent there you'll be praying to GOD that they do have a policy against showing affection. 

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Re: School Sucks
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2012, 07:05:53 PM »
I would kick my sons arse up around his shoulders if he ever pulled a knife on someone. Just remember that what goes around comes around and I hope no one sticks you when you least expect it.

Believe it or not, your school years are just a blink of the eye compared to the rest of your life. But in that short time you're laying the foundation for who you'll be for the rest of your life. Don't waste these years worrying about silly stuff like hugs and holding hands. It means nothing in the big scheme of things. Just do your work and get through school the best you can.

And when you get out of there and move on , you probably won't see 99% of those school friends ever again. So please keep that blade in your pocket, or better yet at home. If you think school sucks, drive by the local state prison sometime. Gladiator school ain't no joke. If you screw up and get sent there you'll be praying to GOD that they do have a policy against showing affection. 



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