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Offline PFactorDave

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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #75 on: April 28, 2012, 02:18:20 AM »
I bet you are home schooled.
I'm betting he meant this...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid

Good chance that by the time he is in his mid 40's+ he'll have a much better understanding.  True home schooling!    :rofl

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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #76 on: April 28, 2012, 02:21:16 AM »
I'm betting he meant this...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid

Good chance that by the time he is in his mid 40's+ he'll have a much better understanding.  True home schooling!    :rofl

No, I meant hernia. I had purposely forgotten what a hemorrhoid was.
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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #77 on: April 28, 2012, 02:25:02 AM »
No, I meant hernia. I had purposely forgotten what a hemorrhoid was.

Well, an hemorrhoid whould be more appropriate in this situation.  I really don't think hernia and immflation go together honestly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hernia

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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #78 on: April 28, 2012, 02:27:52 AM »
Inflammation is one of the complications down at the bottom.
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« Reply #79 on: April 28, 2012, 03:34:28 AM »
Ya done good, Tupac! Predator = Dead on a farm.  :cheers:
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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #80 on: April 28, 2012, 06:11:00 AM »
Well, lets be kind and not remove tupac's head like he removed the snake's...

But, life everywhere has a right to exist, and should be respected.

You didn't know what type of snake it was, fair enough; learn more about snakes so it doesn't happen again.

Who knows, if you had let it live and observe how it got in there, it might of greatly reduced your workload!

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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #81 on: April 28, 2012, 06:30:55 AM »
Just to say, you yanks are wimps.



Your rattlers ain't got nothing on what our enviroment packs.

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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #82 on: April 28, 2012, 07:22:54 AM »
Well, lets be kind and not remove tupac's head like he removed the snake's...

But, life everywhere has a right to exist, and should be respected.

You didn't know what type of snake it was, fair enough; learn more about snakes so it doesn't happen again.

Who knows, if you had let it live and observe how it got in there, it might of greatly reduced your workload!

It's the "Circle of Life", Simba. Survival of the fittest. Humans raise chicks, snakes kill chicks, humans kill snakes, humans eat fried chicken and eggs Sunny-side up.

I guess following the PETA way of thinking, the snake should have "relocated" the humans safely to a snake free area and set them free so he could eat. But it went in a different direction and that didn't work out well in the long run, did it?
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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #83 on: April 28, 2012, 08:08:09 AM »
What I have a hard time seeing, is why is it a such grand thing he kill the snake?  I live in an area where (depending where you go) we are littered with Diamondback Rattlers. They have a nesting ground about 10 minutes as the bird flys from my house, and they regularly seen at a a private school 10 minutes drive from my house. they dont get killed for impededing on the dorm rooms, and they dont impede on our way of life in our 1,200 (at most. hell, I think its less) population town. you know why? We dont disrupt them and we let them be as they want. 25 years my dad has lived in this area, 25 years he has been on the fire department. the only snake bite he can recall was a couple years ago. Rumor has it he was a city slicker who failed to understand what a rattling noise was.  :bhead

If you dont like snakes, dont settle where theres snakes. If you want to avoid snakes that could be a menace, dont settle in high population areas. not hard. Dont pester them, they wont pester you  :aok
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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #84 on: April 28, 2012, 08:32:50 AM »
All this crap over a kid that killed a snake that was eating his chickens? To think of the pass they give others....for much worst is laughable.
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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #85 on: April 28, 2012, 03:13:55 PM »
Ya done good, Tupac! Predator = Dead on a farm.  :cheers:
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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #86 on: April 28, 2012, 03:20:55 PM »
How did that video card taste?
idk i have yet to taste one :(

but for real i never understand why people kill something for nothing. what was he doing bad?
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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #87 on: April 28, 2012, 03:29:34 PM »
idk i have yet to taste one :(

but for real i never understand why people kill something for nothing. what was he doing bad?
supposedly ate 3 baby chickens and they were still in the snake... I find it hard to believe. I owned a 2 foot boa for like 4 months before it died, 2 mice took it 3 or 4 days to digest. Yes, the snake in this thread is double that length, but baby chickens are much much larger then 2X a mouse......
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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #88 on: April 28, 2012, 03:40:33 PM »
All this crap over a kid that killed a snake that was eating his chickens? To think of the pass they give others....for much worst is laughable.

No kidding, it's not like he was using the shed out back to cook meth.

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Re: My mom called me
« Reply #89 on: April 28, 2012, 03:55:23 PM »
 :lol :uhoh  :bolt:
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