Originally posted by Graywolf:
People who shoot chutes are jerks, end of story.
The only possible thing it can do is annoy the victim, it serves NO other purpose. Sit and think about what that says about the mental processes of the people who do it...
Chute shooting SOB; a study of the thought process supporting this terrible disorder:
0:00:00- Ooh look, a chute dangling in the air, how pretty!
0:00:01- I sure wish I had some dr. pepper right now.
0:00:03- I wonder if Mason has posted any nice porn on the bb...I'll have to check that.
0:00:04- hmmm, I should get some distance quickly for a good steady guns pass at this guy's chute.
0:00:06- corn dogs would go nice with dr. pepper. i'll head to 7-11 after this sortie.
0:00:07- sweet! the poor bastard opened his chute at 1,000ft AGL! time enough for a couple of passes if my horrible gunnery creates the need.
0:00:10- steady, steady, fire...oooh pretty hit sparks! he must have a metal plate in his head.
0:00:11- wow, that metal plate is strong! he ain't dead yet!
0:00:13- mmmmm, corn dogs
0:00:14- why is creamo circling my chute? I better get turned around quick before that bastard steals it from me!
0:00:16- wtf? now nash is eye-ing my chute too?!? oh well, it almost makes me respect that canuck!

0:00:18- steady, must kill on this pass or he's someone else's little piggy!
0:00:19- oooooh, purty boom boom! i'm thirsty, where's my dr. pepper.
0:00:20- damn I'm good! I can't kill planes yet, but if i find a guy in a chute, i own his ass!
0:00:21- boy, gordo sure is a sissy.
0:00:25- i think that grey text is for me, it says "hey chute shooter you are suck, only a spineless dirtbag would do that".
0:00:26- hmmm, poor guy, I don't think he feels loved enough in his home life, I should say something nice and witty to him.
0:00:27- <blank canvas>
0:00:28- i should auger and go to 7-11.
Truely a profound study. We'll be analyzing the results and getting back to you with our conclusions!
Dr. "Siggy"
Fun
Der
Bund
Institute for the Mentally Unbalanced
Salem, Oregon