AltFairy - Fighter looking over the aerial battlefield at such a high altitude as to require O2 in his computer room. He does this to determine which "pick" will be made first. Some never come down...ever.
Asstronaut - See Altfairy
pwned - See Altfairy that decides to come down and misses his pick
Shade - when a player has an account with a different username other than the one that he plays with normally.
privs - any privileges that HTC can remove at will. Text buffer, VOX, BBS access, pink spits, pink underwear for 51 drivers, rainbow stickers for LA7s, Golds Gym stickers for KI84, K4, and Spit 1 drivers
Johnny Football - Person personally responsible for the total demolition of the University of Oklahoma Football program for the next 8 years. Also, he beat the hell out of Bob and Mike Stoops and never actually touched them (see noobs and pwned)
uber - overused term to describe players body-parts-wish-list. None are uber but many claim it. Also used to describe turdburgler aircraft that no one in their right mind would ever want to fly (See the entire German Luftwaffe)
Canyon Fighting - When a group of prideless wannabes decend on the DA and pick one of the canyon areas to fight amongst themselves. Generally performed at or close to the river that runs through the canyon unless specific players have on panties, AKPepprr notwithstanding because she has steel nads as demonstrated last night.

( you only wish that woman was in your squad)
Windowlickingshortbus rider - A term used lately to describe anyone that interrupts a good fight, as defined by the two participants, AND MISSES. Commonly referred to as a "tard", "tardlett", "freakin goober", "lmao!", "FOOL", "STEEERIKE ONE"
Think that covers it