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Offline Devonai

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Re: Your personal "Funniest Moments" in AH
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2013, 07:24:09 PM »
One of my funniest moments happened the other night...

Thank you, that was hilarious.  :aok
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Re: Your personal "Funniest Moments" in AH
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2013, 08:38:45 PM »
THIS -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-Yv-I0W-A

One of the best nights I ever had.  :lol

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Re: Your personal "Funniest Moments" in AH
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2013, 08:49:09 PM »
you nutters...lol  :aok
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Re: Your personal "Funniest Moments" in AH
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2013, 09:45:30 PM »
3 squad member and I escorted a nme goon to the town and let him drop troops then we blasted him  :x
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Re: Your personal "Funniest Moments" in AH
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2013, 12:09:14 AM »
that pt boat vid was prolly the funniest things EVER
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Re: Your personal "Funniest Moments" in AH
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2013, 12:28:42 AM »
Easy8 & txdad were hollering on squad vox for me to leave tank town & bring them troops.  I ignored them for a while, but finally did... mostly so they'd leave me alone.  Didn't pay attention to where they were asking me to go & the troops took another tank town base.  I didn't talk to them the rest of the night, and they laughed heartily at me over that one for a long time.
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Re: Your personal "Funniest Moments" in AH
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2013, 12:33:25 AM »
I was on climb out and another player, also on climb out a few K ahead starts yelling at me and calling me a spy!! I ask what he is talking about and he tells me" when I turn left you turned left, I turned right and you turned right". I told him he was wrong about me being a spy and I was still on auto take off.  :banana: Lol.

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Re: Your personal "Funniest Moments" in AH
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2013, 01:16:51 AM »
LOL TopGear .............your beady eyes are a dead give away!   :D
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Re: Your personal "Funniest Moments" in AH
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2013, 01:27:42 AM »
I was in fso and we had been assigned tbm's during the coral see frame,  we supposed to bring a torpedo as it was our job to sink the cv.  anyway we fly for a long time searching for the cv.  it was finally located and we went on our torpedo run and there were no defenders.  easy milk run, only the ack is in the way.

I lowered my alt in, made sure my speed was right, my altitude was right, aiming for the middle of the cv.  I pressed to drop torpedo and nothing, I quickly press back space, nothing, I am panicking as I was really close, I move up to go over the cv and aim for the next ship, I press open bomb bay doors, no bomb bay doors,  that's when I realized I had forgotten to bring a torpedo.


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Re: Your personal "Funniest Moments" in AH
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2013, 03:51:36 AM »
The day we saved the cartoon verse by killing Boe Jlack..   was great!
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Re: Your personal "Funniest Moments" in AH
« Reply #25 on: August 14, 2013, 07:24:18 AM »
landed way too fast, rolled  into hangar ( like 150 mph) and slammed into wall.
Ended up looking down into hangar floor, with only engine hurt. I love cushioned hangars.

Bozon now calls it 'standard hot landing' after trying it out himself.


And then, of course, I  tried to be a flight lead of a 10-plane squad mission to the enemy base, describing every step flying to that field, how it looked next to the waterline, hearing the english voice of Deckard8 calling out "welcome to sunny Stalingrad", the mission almost got aborted by laughter.
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Re: Your personal "Funniest Moments" in AH
« Reply #26 on: August 14, 2013, 08:21:57 AM »
Long time ago, AH1, FSO frame.
332nd Viking squadron ordered to spawn with bombs and rockets, ditch them for a fighter sweep, then hot rearm and attack remaining targets. The planners did not take into account the 332nd drinking problem...

Frame starts, the squadron of 11 strong is packed at the start of the runway when one releases a rocket... sending the entire squadron, including himself back to the tower.  :rolleyes:
Since this was less than 60 seconds into the frame we use the confusion to illegally respawn as if nothing happened. Then we vveerryy carefully take off and start dropping the bombs and rockets - not checking below... Half the squadron is hit by falling bombs and blasts under them and are back again in the tower.  :bhead
OK, third time charm - we quietly spawn & roll again just before the bases are closed. This time everybody made it into the air.

The next day the logs are made public showing a large number of friendly fire incidents of the 332nd squadron including at least one FF double ace, and major double spawning  :D That caused a few arguments on the BBS, especially since our side won the frame.

landed way too fast, rolled  into hangar ( like 150 mph) and slammed into wall.
Ended up looking down into hangar floor, with only engine hurt. I love cushioned hangars.

Bozon now calls it 'standard hot landing' after trying it out himself.
Its true! the fastest way to safely land is to fly right into the large one-way hangar at ~100 mph and slam against the back wall  :rock
Very useful when landing in ports.
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Re: Your personal "Funniest Moments" in AH
« Reply #27 on: August 14, 2013, 08:52:52 AM »
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Re: Your personal "Funniest Moments" in AH
« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2013, 09:49:45 PM »
 that's when I realized I had forgotten to bring a torpedo.

  I was bombing some tanks that were harassing one of our bases.  I was still pretty green at the time.  I dropped my bombs, and they didn't go off.  Figured I had dropped too low.  Landed and took off again.  This time I made sure I was high enough when I dropped. Still no explosion.  I go back to the base, and there I discovered I had been carrying drop tanks.   :bhead

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Re: Your personal "Funniest Moments" in AH
« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2013, 10:12:08 PM »
watching somebody trying to play drunk as hell  :cheers:  :rofl