The best food poisoning story I know, by the way, comes from my very own company. One of our guys went out for a machine installation in China, came back to the US, and immediately manifested bad food poising that required medication to eradicate. I asked him what he thought it was from. It turns out that, shortly before getting on his flight home, he went to a 7-11 in China and ate a dinner of meatballs there. There is a lesson here. It is a lesson like: "Don't take a running chainsaw and use it to saw through your own guts. That is a bad thing to do."
That flight home must have been hell!!
Fortunately the flight, at least, didn't turn into this:http://www.celebritynetworth.com/articles/entertainment-articles/the-most-embarrassing-private-jet-flight-of-all-time/
First world problems.
