Your profession?

[kano]

I spend my days filling holes with hot rod...... unfortunately im not a pornstar but a welder

Mostly do mig work but can also use stick and old school gas when i need to

EatG

[jimson]

I know I know!!

Quiet you! No cheating from anyone I've told.

Accountant?

Electrical Engineer?

Scam artist? 

Broker who is shorting the picks you make for your employer    ...or you are hedging stuff for your employer?

Nope, think entertainment industry.

[Brooke]

Ah, I have a riddle.

My work involves math and numbers and the worse I do for my employer, the more money I make.

What do I do?

GAO? 

[jimson]

LOL no.

One more clue. I work for the benefit of an ethnic minority.

[Curval]

No idea at all.

[-ammo-]

I started out as a USAF recruit and quickly assigned as a munitions system specialist; known as an Ammo troop in the AF.

After watching the entire Breaking Bad series, I have decided to sell methamphetamine.  Appears there is good money in this.

[asterix]

I am a noob CNC metalworking mill and lathe operator. Also have a "used" pilot`s CPL(A) rating in my pocket, but it will stay there.

[Mongoose]

Computer geek.

[jimson]

No idea at all.

I am a blackjack dealer at an indian casino. The more of my employer's money people are winning at my table, the better my tips.

[Mongoose]

I fly in a flashy bright red outfit and I save lives. I'm Superman! Actually I wished I was Batman but I'm just an EMS pilot 

   

[Mongoose]

Part time executioner.  Part time punching bag.  Full time babysitter. 

   

[Brooke]

I am an entrepreneur.  Past companies have been in various fields (finance, patent licensing, software, medical diagnostics, space services, and biotechnology).  My current one is a biotechnology company operating in the fields of synthetic biology and targeted DNA sequencing.

[Curval]

I am a blackjack dealer at an indian casino. The more of my employer's money people are winning at my table, the better my tips.

 

I went to Casinorama in Orilla Ontario a few years back.  A kind dealer showed me how to play 3 card poker.  Broke even on the weekend gambling but had a really nice room.

Went to Vegas in March of this year playing in a golf tournament, didn't bet a dollar.

[Baggy]

.918"

[Maverick]

I've always had trouble deciding what I wanted to do when I grew up. At this point I have just decided to not grow up, period. 

What I have done so far though.....
Police Officer, ret disabled
Army Armor Officer, Ltc ret
Elementary school teacher, fled after 4 years, being shot at was safer. 
A&P working on small aircraft, medium twins on down to C-150's and light helo's.

Retired to full time RVing for the last 10 years. Just cruising around the country seeing the sights and kicking back following the good weather. Spoiling grandkids as well.