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Offline Oldman731

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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2014, 09:28:20 PM »
Quote from: earl1937 on October 28, 2014, 08:59:17 PM
Getting married pretty soon and I need your advice on something!


The 80-year-old man was finishing his routine medical checkup.  The doctor scribbled some notes on the chart.

"Doctor, you must congratulate me!  On Saturday I'm marrying a 23-year-old girl!"

The doctor dropped his pen and spun around.  "Good God, man, that could be fatal!"

"Then let her die!"



WTG, dude, good move.  I vote red.

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Offline Bizman

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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #31 on: October 31, 2014, 02:56:39 AM »
Congratulations! I'd vote for lavender for the actual wedding ceremony and the red one for the party. That way she can both please those who'd like to see a virtuous maid at her precious moment and yet let her vivacious personality show. Gray sounds more like an office outfit.

BTW I saw an elderly gentleman in the local swimming hall sauna, which seems to be a meeting point for many of his age. Anyway, it was obvious that he had shaved his private parts. When the other geezers asked him for the reason, he gave this answer: If little Willy doesn't want to stand up when needed, no way he'd deserve a soft underlay!
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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #32 on: October 31, 2014, 11:22:13 AM »
Nice ET !!

I would strongly recommend visiting a doctor before trying "toilet-seat hard-on's"

I used to know an old gentleman in Warbirds many many years ago, he got into  medical trouble using them blue pills.



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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #33 on: October 31, 2014, 11:46:13 AM »
Congrats. :banana:
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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #34 on: October 31, 2014, 05:32:08 PM »
Quote from: save on October 31, 2014, 11:22:13 AM
Nice ET !!

I would strongly recommend visiting a doctor before trying "toilet-seat hard-on's"

I used to know an old gentleman in Warbirds many many years ago, he got into  medical trouble using them blue pills.




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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #35 on: October 31, 2014, 08:47:03 PM »
Congrats :rock




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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #36 on: October 31, 2014, 09:13:02 PM »
Congratulations and best of luck Earl!
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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #37 on: October 31, 2014, 11:22:21 PM »
Congrats and best wishes to you and your bride. My dad married at 80. My sister describes his marriage as a 15 year honeymoon. Hope yours is, too.

I asked him if Medicare paid for Viagra. He said he didn't need it. So, man up and saddle up, cowboy. Happy Trails!

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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #38 on: October 31, 2014, 11:41:23 PM »

Congratulations sir :)

Oh and cradle robber but I still got you beat on that front  :neener:
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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #39 on: November 01, 2014, 11:37:36 AM »
Another tip!

Being married ( and divorced 3 times)  When getting an engagement ring, or if you already have the diamond.

Have it mounted on a hose clamp so one size fits all.  Saves money for multiples.
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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #40 on: November 02, 2014, 03:46:10 PM »
Dude,

You are my freakin hero.  :lol

Lavender... Keep yourself a bit subdued for all of the formality.

You can tell her to try on the red dress later on. I am sure that you will assist her in taking it off.

Congratulations partner  :aok

Best of luck and a long an happy marriage.

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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #41 on: November 02, 2014, 04:46:57 PM »
Gratz Earl.  Things are coming up Earl! :aok

I wonder about the "lavender color thing" though.  If ye gotta call it a "thing", well, yeah.  She's asking you which one you like, so choose the one that for you, looks best on her. :aok

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So your saying the best way to lose weight is to let the water run on the old steak Hose?


Congrats Earl  :)

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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #42 on: November 05, 2014, 09:10:05 AM »
Wow, congrats Earl!  First instinct for dress colour was lavender....but what the heck - red!  :D

Hope you have a great Wedding and look forward to seeing pics.   :cheers:   :x 
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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #43 on: November 06, 2014, 03:12:27 PM »
Earl is going to CO the upcoming scenario.  Has the new Mrs. deployed the Wife Ack yet?
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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #44 on: November 06, 2014, 05:01:34 PM »
I think Earl's first instructions will be for somebody to bring him some water as he's been using his  :joystick:  too much  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:.



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