Getting Married! (at 80 years old)

[ridley1]

Ok guys, need your help! Getting married pretty soon and I need your advice on something!

She has 3 dress which are "fire engine red", gray, and a lavender color thing and she asked me which I wanted her to wear? Stumped, I said I know some guys which can help with this, so let me see your vote please.

#2- Viagra or Celsius, which gives best results, and least stress on heart?

there's a bit of a freudian slip.....  Celcius?  Mmmmm, temperature....so the fire engine red

[earl1937]

I think Earl's first instructions will be for somebody to bring him some water as he's been using his    too much  .



semp

"That" part is OK, its all that other stuff which has to follow it along that wears out quickly!

[guncrasher]

"That" part is OK, its all that other stuff which has to follow it along that wears out quickly!

what other part, you use your  for a full 2 or 3 minutes, spoon for another 2 or 3 minutes or until you fall asleep.  wake up rinse and repeat.  and I am talking the nap part here .


semp

[Bizman]

I've heard that they give old geezers sleeping pills and Viagra in the evening to keep them asleep and to prevent them from rolling off their beds.