The most accomplished hunter in my house isn't me. My 6 lbs., black and white, never spent a day in the wild cat will kill anything that walks, crawls, flies, or slithers through my yard. She doesn't need to kill anything... she's well fed and always plenty to drink. She likes to hunt and kill. She usually doesn't kill it quickly either... kinda likes to play with it a bit before dragging it to the back door so she can show it off to me as a trophy, where I pick it up and bury it so she doesn't bring it back. She usually looks pissed, following me and meowing like she's arguing for me to reconsider. I tell her to shut it and I start digging a little grave in some place where my grass already sucks. I like to think of myself as a lot more humane than her, honestly.
