I DEMAND THAT PEOPLE BUY FOAM CLAWS AND PERFORM THE 1 MILLION MAN SKUTTLE!
WE WILL CHANGE THE WORLD THROUGH BUTTERY-GOODNESS!!
WHO IS WITH ME!?!?!?
SKUTTLE TO THE LEFT!   (V) ( ^;;;^ ) (V) ) ) ) 
SKUTTLE TO THE RIGHT! ( ( ( (V) ( ^;;;^ ) (V)
Here is an inspirational video.