Gideyuuuup! 
SAYS the guy that KNOWS what Heaven looks like! Sure,its all good till someone "POOPS" their suit

Flying is great, IN something designed for it

Hey, at least the water is warmer

than in your story

Hit a big wake once in my Bass Boat...at about 60mph....Came around a corner and Wake was right there, no time to slow down..caught some air and SMACK. Water is HARD, scared me to death- bent the steering wheel with my Knee...OUCH. Knocked the breath out of my partner, thought he had broke his back at first. Thankfully there was enough time to yell "Hold ON". What we get for trying to beat someone to a spot I guess

The bass werent there anyway...he fished 30 min and left..when we got there...they were hitting(on Idle rest of the trip).